西部落：Ellen 竞选奥普拉杂志封面

Ellen's campaign to be on the cover of "O" Magazine

Ellen has started a new campaign to be on the cover of "O" Magazine. Watch her latest efforts to get Oprah's attention

And last week I was telling you about my new goal, which is to get on the cover of O magazine. That is my new goal and I'm asking everyone to join me. I need all the help I can get, so if you'd like to write in to Harpo Studios or whatever, whatever you want to do. I made a phone call to Harpo Studios on Friday and I got "Ted¹" told me he couldn't tell me his real name for security purposes, so I just named him Ted. Ted put me on hold for seven minutes, seven minutes, and then told me Miss Winfrey was "in a meeting".

Now, so I just see Ted is one of the obstacles that I have to get through, so I'm gonna put a picture of him on my vision board, where is my vision board? Back here? All right, so here we go. I have, let's see, I shall put it on the chair? Okay, I am gonna put this picture of Ted here. What I did, is I started out slow, you know, cos you have to put it out in the universe and then it'll, it'll come to you, cos, first I just wanted a pickle², so I put that on there and I got one, so as like this thing works. So then I just put some, you know, some things, you know, things that Oprah said, you know, "where there is no struggle, there is no strength" and some of mine, said, "go to bed in a fireplace and sleep like a log" and just different things and so I am hoping it works. And I end up on the cover. I hope it works better than my Finding Nemo sequel, um, board, that didn't, didn't work out, did not work out. So, but I am hoping I am gonna get on the cover of O. I think it can happen. You gotta have a dream and it turns out a lot of people have a dream, in this audience to sing, and a lot of you want to sing in my bathroom with me, and that's what we are going for, we are going for somebody that we can actually bring to the show, sing with me in our new bathroom concert series, here is our latest entry.

And live from the Valla's bathroom, the Breeze Sisters!

And I said 'hey, pretty lady, won't you give me a sign?

I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine,

I'd do your bidding and be at your back and call.'

I've never seen anyone lookin' so fine,

man, I gotta have her, she's a one of a kind.

I'm goin' once, goin' twice.

I'm sold! to the lady in the second row,

she's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know.

She's got ruby³ red lips, blond hair, every one,

and I'm about to bid my heart goodbye.

heart goodbye.

Breeze sisters!

All right, and I, and I just love watching you all sing, I really do. Last week, I showed you one of my favorite new singers in the audience and I just... The response has been overwhelming. I have to show it again, because this guy is incredible.

How can I put it? you put me on

I even fell for that stupid love song

Yeah yeah

Since you've been gone

How come I never hear you say

I just wanna be with you

I guess you never felt that way

But since you've been gone

I can breathe for the first time

Im so movin on

Yeah yeah

Thanks to you

Now I get

I get what I want

Since you've been gone

You had your chance you blew it

Out of sight, out of mind

Shut your mouth I just can't take it

Again and again and again and again Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...

Yeah, again sir, I love you, I wanna tell you agian, sir, that I love you. And it turns out he's professional and he has a new CD. I just dropped at it. It's called: Fake It Till You Make It. And, ah...

1 ted   

vt.翻晒，撒，撒开

参考例句：

• The invaders gut ted the village.侵略者把村中财物洗劫一空。
• She often teds the corn when it's sunny.天好的时候她就翻晒玉米。

2 pickle   

n.腌汁，泡菜；v.腌，泡

参考例句：

• Mother used to pickle onions.妈妈过去常腌制洋葱。
• Meat can be preserved in pickle.肉可以保存在卤水里。

3 ruby   

n.红宝石，红宝石色

参考例句：

• She is wearing a small ruby earring.她戴着一枚红宝石小耳环。
• On the handle of his sword sat the biggest ruby in the world.他的剑柄上镶有一颗世上最大的红宝石。