男性和女性专用英语

     1、女“性“英语你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反...

    Yes = No.

    No = Yes.

    Maybe = No.

    I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

    We need = I want.

    It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

    Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

    We need to talk = I need to complain.

    Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron¹!

    You're so manly² = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

    You're certainly attentive³ tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs⁴.

    This kitchen is so inconvenient⁵ = I want a new house.

    I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.

    Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

    I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

    How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

    Is my butt⁶ fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

    Are you listening to me!? =　Too late, you're dead.

    Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

    I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

    The same old thing = Nothing.

    Nothing = Everything.

    Everything = My PMS is acting⁷ up.

    Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.

    2、男“性“英语摘要：不光女性有自己独特的表达方式，男人同样也有自己独特的表达方式，相比女性而言，男人的语言更加直接，更加生理，更加下半身。

    I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

    I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

    I'm tired　= I'm tired.

    Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

    Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

    You look tense, let me give you a massage⁸ = I want to fondle you.

    What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

    What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma⁹ are you going through now?

    What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

    I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

    I love you = Let's have sex now.

    I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!

    Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.

    Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

    Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep.

    person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

    (while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

    I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay

1 moron   

n.极蠢之人，低能儿

参考例句：

• I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。
• He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子！

2 manly   

adj.有男子气概的；adv.男子般地，果断地

参考例句：

• The boy walked with a confident manly stride.这男孩以自信的男人步伐行走。
• He set himself manly tasks and expected others to follow his example.他给自己定下了男子汉的任务，并希望别人效之。

3 attentive   

adj.注意的，专心的；关心(别人)的，殷勤的

参考例句：

• She was very attentive to her guests.她对客人招待得十分周到。
• The speaker likes to have an attentive audience.演讲者喜欢注意力集中的听众。

4 thighs   

n.股，大腿( thigh的名词复数 )；食用的鸡（等的）腿

参考例句：

• He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》

5 inconvenient   

adj.不方便的，令人感到麻烦的

参考例句：

• You have come at a very inconvenient time.你来得最不适时。
• Will it be inconvenient for him to attend that meeting?他参加那次会议会不方便吗？

6 butt   

n.笑柄；烟蒂；枪托；臀部；v.用头撞或顶

参考例句：

• The water butt catches the overflow from this pipe.大水桶盛接管子里流出的东西。
• He was the butt of their jokes.他是他们的笑柄。

7 acting   

n.演戏，行为，假装；adj.代理的，临时的，演出用的

参考例句：

• Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她，她只是假装的。
• During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代，她的表演生涯黯然失色。

8 massage   

n.按摩，揉；vt.按摩，揉，美化，奉承，篡改数据

参考例句：

• He is really quite skilled in doing massage.他的按摩技术确实不错。
• Massage helps relieve the tension in one's muscles.按摩可使僵硬的肌肉松弛。

9 trauma   

n.外伤，精神创伤

参考例句：

• Counselling is helping him work through this trauma.心理辅导正帮助他面对痛苦。
• The phobia may have its root in a childhood trauma.恐惧症可能源于童年时期的创伤。