胡言乱语：牛人们的谬论

 胡言乱语：牛人们的谬论

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa¹.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 

不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? 

努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.

Work fascinates² me."I can look at it for hours!" 

工作好有意思耶!“尤其是看着别人工作. ”

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. 

The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 

学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!

1 visa   

n.签证；vt.签准

参考例句：

• You'll have to get a passport,and you'll also need a visa.你必须申办护照，同时还需要有签证。
• The visa expires next month.签证下月到期。

2 fascinates   

使着迷，使极感兴趣( fascinate的第三人称单数 )； 慑住…使动弹不得

参考例句：

• The novel fascinates the reader from the outset. 这部小说一开头就把读者迷住了。
• She fascinates me beyond measure. 她使我神魂颠倒。