微博招聘：你的未来不是梦！

 Twitter在YouTube上发布了一段非常滑稽的招聘视频，并已吸引超40万点击量。这段视频别出心裁地以拙劣方式模仿了常见创业公司的招聘视频，包含了拙劣的效果、蹩脚的音乐、呆板的演讲、糟糕的表演及低劣的制作效果。

Hey Dick!

You got a second?

Yeah, come on in.

Do you remeber you've asked us to spend a lot of time and like, a lot of money to make a video that's gonna inspire people to work here?

No.

Well, we did and it's the low-budget but I think you're, I think you're gonna like what you see.

Ok, Lady Gaga, I'll call you back. Man, this is a sweet job. But working at Twitter isn't just a sweet job. It's a way of life. A way of life that's like a sweet job. Have I got your attention now? Walk with me and we'll learn more.

Oh, hey, Olivia from recruiting. Did people ever ask you why it's so much fun to work at Twitter?

Boy, Ian, they showed you. At Twitter, you get to work in small teams working on projects that affect hundreds of millions of users. Just ask one of our engineers.

Yeah, I know, it's, it's also I love working here because I...

Boy, I wish I didn't already work here so I could apply for a job. Do we have any open positions? Does Twitter have 140 characters? One, two, three, yes. Here are some examples.

Engineering manager, engineers who know about mobile, front-end engineers and back-end engineers, java specilists, hadoop reliability¹ engineers. But it doesn't stop there. We are also hiring for non-engineering jobs, like sales, product management and design, and so much more.

Man, those sure are a lot of great jobs. what do you think, CEO Dick Costolo?

Thanks, Ian. In addition to jobs, we offer free gym memberships and cater² breakfast, lunch and dinner, not to mention yoga, chair massages,acupuncture and beer. This really is a great place to work.

As an employee, you have tones of benefits, like your own computer, a bottle of wine and a T-shirt. And don't forget full healthcare, and great dental coverage³. All of this at an international company that's helping⁴ to change the world. So what are you waiting for? Come work at Twitter! And join the flock today!

So?

It's great! I love it!

He loves it!

1 reliability   

n.可靠性，确实性

参考例句：

• We mustn't presume too much upon the reliability of such sources.我们不应过分指望这类消息来源的可靠性。
• I can assure you of the reliability of the information.我向你保证这消息可靠。

2 cater   

vi.(for/to)满足，迎合；(for)提供饮食及服务

参考例句：

• I expect he will be able to cater for your particular needs.我预计他能满足你的特殊需要。
• Most schools cater for children of different abilities.大多数学校能够满足具有不同天资的儿童的需要。

3 coverage   

n.报导，保险范围，保险额，范围，覆盖

参考例句：

• There's little coverage of foreign news in the newspaper.报纸上几乎没有国外新闻报道。
• This is an insurance policy with extensive coverage.这是一项承保范围广泛的保险。

4 helping   

n.食物的一份&adj.帮助人的，辅助的

参考例句：

• The poor children regularly pony up for a second helping of my hamburger. 那些可怜的孩子们总是要求我把我的汉堡包再给他们一份。
• By doing this, they may at times be helping to restore competition. 这样一来, 他在某些时候,有助于竞争的加强。