-Well, understand, understand: Uh, I have a recessive dance gene, quite frank, because of my complexion. I am I'd like to say, Im a white boy from Oakland, but I am from Oakland you see. So we can I believe in you all, we can do it. -Do it. -So, you...
-Well, I was in Brazil, -You've just been... Oh. -I know, I wrote that from Brazil. -Did you, really? Hey, F? -What? -Yeah! -No, I learned, you know, I, I'm very slow, I learned the essentials, I learned O-thank you -O-thank you, yeah -And I learned...
Alright, so we are backstage. And this is how all the guests, a lot of guests are gonna make their way in though the crowd. Twenty thousand people packed up in here and they are empt. -I mean, I think what she is, hum, what she does for, for women, e...
-Can we talk about, ah, a recent bar fight that you were in? Is that Okay? -Sure. -Okay. -Sure. -This is a therapy for you. Thats why you are here. -Wow, thats embarrassing. -I wanna help you in all the ways I can. -Alright. -Okay. -Oh, man. -So what...
Oh, yeah, James Mason James Mason. I like the way James Mason thought. love, yeah. Looter, that's good. I love impersonations. Did you do any other impersonations? Shawn Connery, Michael Caine, and that's it. Go ahead. Let's see. Here is a Hollywood...
-So, lets talk about Idol, because I think I have been saying since its started. Uh, you are doing amazing. I love you on Idol. I think you are -Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, I have been having some fun with it. -Is it, is it harder, isnt it...
Now, youve been married for 16 years. -I have. -And, yes, lets ah -Why? Why? Why you even applaud at 16 years though? -Some people dont make it that long. -I see, I think, I think, its so strange that its, hum, such a big deal, especially in Hollywoo...
-When did you start acting? -Hum, when I finished high school, you know, I love story-telling, I love films and fantasy sort of books and things, and I never felt consciously about getting into it and my older brother was doing it. I felt its a top f...
-When is the last time you wore jeans? When I, when you were here last, you said, I said what do you sleep in. I said you are on pajamas. And you said you sleep in whatever youre wearing. -I very often, its very, its very funny. -Like you sleep in th...
-I see, Donald Trump and his pretended campaign. -First of all, I disagree with your premise, but I will say this: I don't know why we are taking him so seriously? Why are we listening to this curiosity (right) from the 80s? It's like opening up the....
-Oh, what is that? -Thats a sleek cup. It's something that us, ah, gentlemen with the smaller penis use to overcompensate. -We were just talking about my weenus backstage. -Your weenus. Well, thats gonna make the news. Whats the, whats the weenus. -I...
-Congratulations on getting married. Married again. -Thank you. -Were you able to enjoy it, because I, you had, it was smallish, right? That actually was smallish. -Yeah, yeah, hum, yeah, it was small and it was nice, my family and it was just great,...
-Hi, Tina. -Hi, how are you? -Im fantastic. How are you? -Im good. Thank you. -How are you, feel like, cant believe it, like you don't have a I cant believe it. (-I cant believe it.) -How in the world? What happen. So you are not busy enough and now...
Celtics? How do you feel about playing in Celtics as a Knickerbocker now? -I'm excited. I'm excited there. It's just, you know, it's just looking back at the history of the whole New York to Boston. Not just in basketball, but in life and general, yo...
-Now, lets talk about your husband. You are still married to David Arquette? -Uh, I am. -Well, how was David Arquette? Because hes been on the show many times, hes an unusual fellow. -Yeah. -And, and I thought, I thought, uh, well, this marriage must...
