第581期:好像那里不对? 数学好的戏精学生真是惹不起

 今天分享一则有趣的小笑话，在学生时代，如果老师问你为什么不学习的时候，你会怎么回答呢？今天我们看下这个机智的学生是怎么回答的。

New Words:

take away 拿开;减去;

count up to 数到，数完，共计

approximately adv. 近似地，大约;许

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?

老师：你为什么不学习？

STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days.

学生：一年有365天的学习时间。除去52个星期天后，只剩下313天了。夏天有50天太热而不能工作，所以只剩下263天了。我们一年中每天睡8个小时，总共122天，所以现在剩下141天。

If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.

如果我们每天只玩一个小时，15天就过去了，剩下126天了。我们每天花2个小时吃饭，每年用这种方式用30天，一年剩下96天。我们每天花一个小时与朋友和家人交谈，这花费了15天的时间，剩下的只有81天。

Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days ; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That’s why I did not study.

考试和各种测试一年至少要花35天，所以你只剩下46天。放大约40天的假，你只剩下6天。假设你生病最少3天，一年中有3天可以学习！比方说你只外出两天……你剩下1天了。但是那一天是你的生日。这就是我不学习的原因。

Teacher: Class dismissed!

老师：下课！