趣味英语第51期:怎么能摧毁光照派

Talkinghotdog asked:

Talkinghotdog问题：

"How can I destroy the Illuminati?"

“怎么能摧毁光照派？”

Illuminati? What's an Illuminati?

光照派？光照派是什么？

I have no idea how you can do that. You're gonna have to try to figure out if the Illuminati is real or not.

我不知道要怎么做。你要先弄清楚光照派是不是真实存在的。

You throw Bill Cipher¹ at it!

派比尔·赛弗去摧毁他们！

Take over the world?

统治世界？

I'm trying to do the same thing. Find their weak spot and hit 'em where it hurts.

我也在尝试做同样的事情。找到他们的弱点，然后痛击他们。

If they're evil², then try to get a ton of tough guys to help you destroy the Illuminati.

如果他们是坏人，那就让一群硬汉帮助摧毁光照派。

You can destroy conspiracies³ and theories by investigating it yourself.

你可以通过自己的调查摧毁阴谋论。

If you believe the Illuminati exists, um, good luck. Because I don't think there's any way to destroy the Illuminati.

如果你相信光照派存在，那我只能祝你好运了。因为我认为没有方法能摧毁光照派。

That's a real dangerous game you wanna play right now, Talkinghotdog, because, likes, triangles-uh-uh. Illuminati? You don't wanna mess with that.

那是你现在想玩的一个非常危险的游戏——Talkinghotdog，就像三角形一样，哈哈。光照派？你并不想混淆他们。

It's not gonna happen. They're here.

那不会发生的。他们就在那里。

There is no destroying the Illuminati. It's too late.

没有什么能摧毁光照派。现在为时已晚。

That's it. You can't. The Illuminati... is the greater good.

事实是你做不到。光照派是上上善。

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谢谢大家观看React频道的建议版块。

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不要错过，订阅吧！

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想获得我们的建议？在下面提出问题吧。

Bye! Thanks for all your questions.

再见！谢谢大家提出的问题。

Goodbye.

再见。

1 cipher   

n.零；无影响力的人；密码

参考例句：

• All important plans were sent to the police in cipher.所有重要计划均以密码送往警方。
• He's a mere cipher in the company.他在公司里是个无足轻重的小人物。

2 evil   

n.邪恶，不幸，罪恶；adj.邪恶的，不幸的，有害的，诽谤的

参考例句：

• We pray to God to deliver us from evil.我们祈求上帝把我们从罪恶中拯救出来。
• Love of money is the root of all evil.爱钱是邪恶的根源。

3 conspiracies   

n.阴谋，密谋( conspiracy的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• He was still alive and hatching his conspiracies. 他还活着，策划着阴谋诡计。 来自辞典例句
• It appeared that they had engaged in fresh conspiracies from the very moment of their release. 看上去他们刚给释放，立刻开始新一轮的阴谋活动。 来自英汉文学

4 subscribe   

vi.(to)订阅，订购；同意；vt.捐助，赞助

参考例句：

• I heartily subscribe to that sentiment.我十分赞同那个观点。
• The magazine is trying to get more readers to subscribe.该杂志正大力发展新订户。