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(单词翻译:双击或拖选)
The One With Rachel抯 Sister
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Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer
Story by: Seth Kurland
Transcribed1 by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: Central Perk2, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]
Joey: Okay Rach, that muffin and espresso, $4.50. Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone3, $4.25. And Pheebs, herbal tea, $1.25. So, all together that抯 (pauses to figure the total) $12.75.
Chandler: This coming from the man who couldn抰 split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.
(A good-looking woman approaches.)
Woman: Hi!
Joey: Hi!
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Joey: Oh that抯 on the house courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Joey: Well, he抯 not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with him桯e says it抯 okay. (She hands him her card.) Great! Thanks! Bye-bye!
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isn抰 free?
Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! I抦 getting more dates than ever!
Rachel: Wait a minute, you抮e only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Phoebe: Yeah Joey that is so gross!
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?
Phoebe: (giggles) I抦 pretty.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Phoebe: Oh I do! (She grabs her huge purse and starts rummaging4 through it and taking out various items in a futile5 search for the gum.) Oh, y択now what? No. (Pause) Wait a second. (She removes a bag filled with water that has a goldfish swimming in it.) I know it抯 in here somewhere.
Ross: Y択now what? I抦 good! I抦 good!
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Ross: Hey!
Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn抰 you be at work?
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I can抰 work if I抦 sick.
All: Ohh!
Chandler: I抦 so sorry you抮e sick.
Monica: I抦 not sick!! I don抰 get sick! Getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies!
Rachel: Honey, no one thinks you抮e a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue. (She notices something hanging from Monica抯 nose, as does Joey.)
Monica: (wiping her nose) I have not been sick in over three years! (Sneezes.)
Chandler: I抦 gonna grab you some tissue.
Monica: I don抰 need a tissue! I抦 fine-d!
Ross: When you put a 慏?at the end of 慒ine?you抮e not fine.
Monica: I抦 fine-d. I抦 fine-d! Y択now, it抯 a really hard word to say.
(There抯 a knock on the door. The gang is stunned6 and Phoebe counts to make sure that everyone is there. Out of curiosity Chandler goes and answers the door.)
Chandler: Yes?
(A woman enters.)
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? I抦 her sister.
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
(They run and hug each other.)
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)
Jill: Hi!
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Ross: Hi Jill.
Rachel: And that抯 Phoebe (points), and that抯 Joey.
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Rachel: Don抰!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Phoebe: (To Ross) Which-which sister is this? Is this the spoiled one or that抯 bitter?
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
Phoebe: Never mind, I got it.
Jill: And y択now what I said to him? "I抦 gonna hire a lawyer and I抦 gonna sue you and take all your money. Then I抦 gonna cut you off!"
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Jill: That he wouldn抰 pay for my lawyer! Then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter he抯 actually proud off.
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dad抯 proud of me! My dad抯 proud of me.
Monica: Rach? (Points to Jill.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Monica: You bought a boat?
Jill: Yeah but it wasn抰 for me, it was for a friend.
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister! (Rachel glares at him.)
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that could抳e ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! I抦 the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what you抮e gonna do. You抮e gonna get a job, you抮e gonna get an apartment, and then I抣l help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Phoebe: Of course, yeah!
Jill: Oh, that抯 so great! Okay, I抦 really gonna do this! I don抰 know how to thank you guys.
Phoebe: Ooh, I like cards.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch.]
Joey: (to a customer) Are you all finished here?
Customer: Yes.
Joey: Great! (Joey takes his cookie and finishes it.)
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Joey: What?!
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Joey: Well if it抯 free food, how come you抮e charging me for it?
Gunther: We don抰 give anything away unless it抯 someone抯 birthday.
Joey: Well, what if they came in third in a modeling contest?
Gunther: No!
Joey: (to a woman who came in third in a modeling contest) Sorry! (He grabs her muffin away and returns it to the serving tray.)
Jill: (entering, carrying a bunch of shopping bags) I just had the hardest day. Those bags are so heavy. (Sets them down.)
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Don抰 you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.
Ross: I don抰 think charging new clothes too your dad qualifies as making it on your own.
Jill: Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical!
Phoebe: Seriously, I don抰 Rachel抯 gonna think it抯 a good idea.
Jill: So who made her queen of the world?
Phoebe: I would love that job!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! What抯 goin?on?
Jill: Hey!
Rachel: (notices Jill抯 bags) Jill! Did you shop?!
Jill: No! They did! (Points to Phoebe and Ross)
Phoebe and Ross: Yeah, we went shopping!
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jill抯 nose when you know she抯 trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Phoebe: Sorry Jill.
Ross: Sorry-sorry Jill.
Rachel: What抎 you get?
Phoebe: Oh well, all right, I got (Ross hands her a bag) (To Ross) thank you, I got uh, this y択now "I want a job sweater." (Holds up the same sweater.)
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: And, and then I got uh, these are apartment pants.
Rachel: Apartment pants?
Phoebe: Yeah, you never heard of them?
Rachel: No, of course, of course I抳e heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Ross: Huh? Oh, I got this?Holds up this pink frilly thing)梩his!
Rachel: A Pashmina?
Ross: Yeah! Oh, I-I love this babies!
Rachel: Really?
Ross: Ross, wants a Pashmina?
Ross: It抯 a rug. (Jill winces7.)
Rachel: Jill?
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) I抦 sorry Rachel, I抦 sorry?
Rachel: Oh, come on! You think that抯 gonna work on me?! I invented that!
Jill: Right! But, I am sorry.
Rachel: All right, it抯 okay. One little setback8 is okay, just don抰 let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But I抦 just gonna take the-the Pashmina. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Y択now what, I抦 just gonna take it all away, 慶ause that way you抣l just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, I抦 gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jill抯 stuff.)
Jill: She took all my stuff.
Ross: Yeah. Everything but, the little blue one. (Holds it up for her.)
Jill: (gasps) That抯 the best one! Oh my God, (hugs him) thank you so much!
Ross: Well. Hey?
Jill: Oh my gosh, that was so lame9. Like a Pashmina could be a rug!
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "I抦 sorry!"
Jill: (hits him) Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said y択now about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
(They both look at her.)
Jill: Were you this cute in high school?
Ross: Oh stop.
Jill: No you stop!
Ross: No, you stop!
Jill: You stop!
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why don抰 I sit here and you抣l both stop it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Let抯 do something crazy!
Chandler: I know, let抯 rest and drink lots of fluids. (Holds up a glass of orange juice.)
Monica: Okay, I抣l rest. But y択now if I抦 going to bed, then you抮e coming with me.
Chandler: That would be impossible to resist if you weren抰 all drippy here. (Points to his nose.)
Monica: (wiping her nose) Are you saying that you don抰 wanna get with this? (Tries to do a little sexy body rub, but it doesn抰 work all that well with the big robe.)
Chandler: Yeah, I don抰 you should say that even when you抮e healthy.
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Come on. (Coughs loudly.)
Chandler: Don抰 take this personally okay? It抯 just that I just can抰 have sex with a sick person.
Monica: I抦 with you Chandler! I mean I can抰 have sex with a sick person either, that抯 disgusting! But I抦 not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
Chandler: That抯 the thing, see I would like to stay in the pribe of mwha-ah-libe.
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey.
Rachel: What抯 up?!
Phoebe: Umm, I think there抯 something you should maybe know.
Rachel: Well, it抎 better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Phoebe: No. No. It抯 just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, I抦 pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: Yeah I mean it抯 probably nothing, but I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
Phoebe: Yeah!
Rachel: With Ross and my sister?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh there is no way.
Phoebe: Okay then.
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I don抰 really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isn抰 that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and they抮e gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I can抰 stop it! I can抰桰 don抰 own Ross! Y択now? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I can抰 believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Phoebe: But great news about the apartment pants, huh?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before.]
Joey: That抣l be $3.85.
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Joey: It抯 just I can抰 because my manager said I?(Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie?
Woman: Amy!
Joey: (still singing) "匒my! Happy birthday to you!"
A Male Customer: Hey, that抯 weird10, today抯 my birthday too!
Joey: Yeah, not it here it isn抰.
Jill: (entering) Sorry I抦 late, what抯 up?
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Y択now, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didn抰 go in. How strong am I?
Rachel: That is great. Hey, y択now who doesn抰 have to job hunt? Ross. He works at the university.
Jill: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think you抮e gonna go out?
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said y択now thought she saw something between you guys.
Jill: No! I mean he抯 nice.
Rachel: Yeah.
Jill: He抯 the kind of guy you抮e friends with, y択now? But he抯 not the kind of guy you date. He抯 the kind of guy you抎 date because you did. Me, not so much.
Rachel: Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?
Jill: Oh no-no-no, he抯 just I don抰 know, he抯 just a little bookish.
Rachel: Are-are you saying he抯 a geek?
Jill: You think so too?
Rachel: No! No I, no Ross is not a geek!
Jill: Fine, then let抯 just say he抯 not my type.
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things aren抰 on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then I抣l ask him out.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, that抯 not what I meant.
Jill: No! Y択now what Rachel? You抮e right, y択now he has been really nice to me.
Rachel: Yeah but, he抯 not your type.
Jill: Yeah but maybe that抯 a good thing. Y択now I抦 doing all these different sorts of things, and maybe I should try dating a geek too!
Rachel: Yeah but, you don抰, you don抰, you don抰 want to try to much too fast. Y択now? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast don抰 you?
Jill: What?
Rachel: She-she died Jill.
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book. Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up.]
Monica: (still sick) Chandler!
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least she抯 trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
Monica: (trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Chandler: I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! No-no honey! Y択now what抯 sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that I抦 not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
Chandler: Would you please get some rest!
Monica: I抦 fine. (She goes into one of those half sneezing, half-coughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Gunther: You抮e paying for that.
Joey: What? No-no it抯 her birthday!
Gunther: You抳e sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Joey: But it really?
Gunther: You are no longer authorized11 to distribute birthday muffins.
Joey: Damnit! (Storms off.)
Ross: (entering) Rach? Hi!
Rachel: Hi!
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Rachel: Well yeah?
Ross: Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think she抯 cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!
Rachel: Really?!
Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
Rachel: Oh so-so not really never.
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all we抳e been through, I just梱択now I wish I had a brother to reciprocate12. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing13.
Joey: (overhearing them) Oh-ho, and mine!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who抯 on the couch reading.]
Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think I抦 sick.
Chandler: Really? Struck down in the pribe of libe!
Monica: Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest? (She hands him some of that Vicks Vap-O-Rub to put on.)
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no, you are not getting me this way.
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no!
Monica: Fine, I抣l rub it on myself.
Chandler: Okay.
(To start this task, she lowers the top of her robe to reveal that she is naked from the waist up, well at least her back is, and starts to rub on the gunk. Chandler notices this, and has something start happening. I抣l let you fill in the blank here.)
Chandler: So you抮e just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
Monica: Yeah?
Chandler: It抯 nice.
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Chandler: Yes! (Hangs his head in shame.)
Monica: I can抰 believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Chandler: It抯 all very, very good. (She covers up and sits down.) So you wanna go uh, mix it up?
Monica: Not now, I抦 sick!
Chandler: Oh come on you big faker!
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Chandler: Well that was before all the vaporizing action.
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex?
Chandler: Okay! (Runs into the bedroom.)
Monica: Worked like a charm.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Jill: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit14 she抯 wearing.)
Rachel: Well, I-I don抰 like it.
Jill: Really?!
Rachel: It抯 kinda slutty.
Jill: It抯 yours!
Rachel: Yeah well, I抦-I抦 a slut.
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Ross: (entering) Hi Jill!
Jill: Hey!
Ross: Hi (sees Rachel and forgets her name for a moment).
Rachel: Rachel.
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-you抮e not at home, you抮e-you抮e-you抮e right here.
Rachel: Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it抯 not!
(There抯 an awkward silence.)
Ross: Okay. So well I抣l umm, (To Rachel) I抣l have her home by midnight.
(Rachel laughs a little too hard as Ross and Jill leave for their date. After they have left, Rachel starts to break down.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross抯 apartment. We see that Ross抯 apartment is empty.]
Rachel: Why aren抰 you home yet?!
Monica: (calling from the bathroom) Is someone there?
Rachel: Oh yes, it抯 me! Sorry!
Chandler: (calling from the bathroom) What are you doing here?
Rachel: Uh, I抦 just, I抦 just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?
Chandler: We got some Vap-O-Rub in some places.
(We see that Ross is returning to his apartment with Jill.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Who? (She looks out the window at Ross抯 apartment) Is that your sister?
Rachel: Ugh, she is a slut!
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Rachel: Oh my God, look-look he抯 taking off her clothes!
Chandler: He抯 taking off her coat!
(We see that Ross is taking off Jill抯 coat.)
Rachel: Oh, this is just terrible.
Monica: Oh no it抯 not, no it抯 not. It抯 a first date. I抦 sure that nothing is gonna?as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Rachel: Oh. (Squeaks again.)
Chandler: Ho-oh, he抯 gonna get some! (Rachel looks at him.) Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment. Y択now so umm, he抯 closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. (Pause) Well, I抦 off to bed! (Goes to bed.)
To Be Continued
Ending Credits
(There is no credits scene, just a preview of the next couple of episodes.)
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