【电影预告片填空】弯刀杀戮

 This is the President.

Mr. President, we have a situation.

He was trained to kill...

CIA, FBI, DEA, all rolled up into one.

... then left for dead.

I know what they did to your family.

And now he's back...

Machete.

... for his most dangerous mission yet.

We need you, Machete.

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He's got a missile aimed at Washington.

Noah had his ark, I got mine.

Machete, go kick some ass¹.

I'll be your handler.

Are you ready for this?

Good for calls, texts, tweets.

Machete no tweet.

The enemy may have the missile.

But we have Machete.

Machete kills.

That's what he does.

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Bring me my Double Ds.

You've seen my face?

Muy bien, indeed.

I smell fish taco.

Machete!

Let's do this.

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Nobody knows Machete.

Machete Kills.

Machete!

Damn, you're good!

1 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。