英语小达人 154 A clever boy
A clever boy 聪明的男孩 It was a very hot summer afternoon. The sun was shining brightly. A very tall and fat woman was walking along the street. She felt uneasy because a schoolboy was following her closely. She began to walk faster, and the bo
英语小达人 155 I saw father got it out
I saw father got it out 我爸爸把它弄出来的 When a boy was taking his father's dinner to the factory, he stopped for a minute to watch a workman cleaning a sewer. 一个男孩给在工厂上班的爸爸送午饭,一个工人正在清理下水
英语小达人 156 Sharing everything
Sharing everything 分享所有 A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then count
英语小达人 157 Selling a Ladder
Selling a Ladder 卖梯子 There was a big garden near old Mr. Jones house, and it had a lot of fruit trees in it. One day he saw some beautiful apples on one of them. He went home and get a ladder, put it against the high wall of the garden and clim
英语小达人 158 Why Not Stay in the Hole
Why Not Stay in the Hole 怎么不呆在洞里呢 An old cattleman rode into a clearing and saw an enraged bull about to charge a cowboy who had become separated from his horse. Head down and nostrils flared, the bull charged. The cowboy dived into a
英语小达人 159 A New Son
A New Son 新儿子 Old man: May I sit here? 老人:我可以坐在这儿吗? Young man: No, you can't. The seat is occupied. (To a beautiful girl) Eh... yes. The seat was for her. She is my sister. 年轻人:不,不能。这位子有人占了。
英语小达人 160 A Polite Boy
A Polite Boy 有礼貌的男孩 Little Tom, in a crowded bus, is sitting on his father's knees. An old lady gets on the bus, and the boy at once jumps down and says:May I offer you my seat? 在拥挤的公交车上,小汤姆坐在爸爸的膝盖上。
英语小达人 161 An Old Joke
An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa
英语小达人 162 Meeting
Meeting 见面 Mame Thurber, the mother of humorist James Thurber, was a renowned practical joker. In her 60s, she went to visit a friend she had not seen for 30 years. The plan was for Mrs. Thurber to wear a red rose so that the friend could identif
英语小达人 163 A Nail or a Fly
A Nail or a Fly 钉子还是苍蝇 One day an old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on it, the bottle
英语小达人 164 Our Tails
Our Tails 我们的尾巴 The lecture on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. After drinking some water, then the lecturer started again, Let me ask the evolutionist a question-if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? 关于进化论
英语小达人 165 A Hundred Percent
A Secret of Long Life 长寿的秘密 Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked. 爷爷正在庆祝他的100岁生日,每个人都在夸赞他气色看起来多好。 I'll tell you the secr
英语小达人 166 A Pediatric Intern
A Pediatric Intern 儿科实习医生 In her first year as a pediatric intern, my daughter was responsible for the physical examinations of high-school athletes. When she asked one 16-year-old to strip so she could examine him, he looked at her for a
英语小达人 167 The Doctor's Advice
The Doctor's Advice 医嘱 Once, an old gentleman went to see a doctor. The doctor examined him and said:Medicine won't help you. You must have a complete rest. Go to a quiet country place for a month, go to bed early, drink milk, walk a lot, and smo
英语小达人 168 Sleeping Pills
Sleeping Pills 安眠药 Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. 鲍勃夜里失眠。他去看医生,医生给他开了一些药力特大的安眠药。 Sunday n