英语小达人 215 The New CEO
The New CEO 新来的首席执行官 A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. 一个公司在一次人事变革中雇用了新的首席执行官。而他在上任之初
英语小达人 216 The New Doctor
The New Doctor 新来的医生 A woman went to doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 5 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what t
英语小达人 217 How to Annoy Your Co-workers
How to Annoy Your Co-workers 怎样惹怒同事 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies. 1. 将复印机设置为缩印一半的大小，加黑，A3纸，复印99份。 2. Insist on keeping your car windshie
英语小达人 218 First Name Is OK
First Name Is OK 名字也好啦 The boss of a large company noticed a new employee one day and told him to come into his office. 一天，一家大公司的老板注意到一个新来的雇员，于是把他叫到办公室来。 What is your name? w
英语小达人 219 Reasons to Stay at Work All Night
Reasons to Stay at Work All Night 整晚加班的理由 1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 1. 上演一出你接管公司的大戏。 2. Find a way to change everyone's password to chrysanthemum. 2. 想办法把每个同事的电脑密码改
英语小达人 220 Prepare Three Envelopes
Prepare Three Envelopes 准备三个信封 A bright young man had just been hired as the new general manager of a large firm. The manager who was stepping down met with him privately and handed him three numbered envelopes. 一个精明的年轻人刚被
英语小达人 221 I'm Only Kidding
I'm Only Kidding 我只是在开玩笑 Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, What starting salary were you looking for? 一个刚从麻省理工学院毕业的年轻的工程师去一家
英语小达人 222 How to Break Down the Cost
How to Break Down the Cost 费用怎样分配 The president of a large corporation decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from three development companies to come in and make a bid on the project. 一家大公司的总
英语小达人 223 Human Resource Lingo
Human Resource Lingo 人力资源行话 COMPETITIVE SALARY--We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. 有竞争力的工资我们提供比竞争对手低的工资，这样我们将保持自己的竞争力。 JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPA
英语小达人 224 A Day Off
A Day Off 请一天假 So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. 你想要请一天假，让我们来看看你在要求什么。 There are 365 days per year available for work. 一年有365天。 There are 52 weeks per year
英语小达人 225 Sick Leave Policy
Sick Leave Policy 病假政策 TO ALL EMPLOYEES 致全体员工 SICKNESS 生病 No excuse... We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof, as we believe that if you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 生病不再是
英语小达人 226 Boss Quotes
Boss Quotes 老板的话 We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done. 这样的会议我们要每天开，一直开下去，直到我弄清楚为什么工作没有完成。 I didn't say it wa
英语小达人 227 Wife's Picture
Wife's Picture 妻子的照片 A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. 一个男人走进一家小酒馆，坐在吧台前，点了一杯双份的加冰马提尼酒。 After he finishes the drink, he pee
英语小达人 228 Fifty Dollars Is Fifty Dollars
Fifty Dollars Is Fifty Dollars 50块钱就是50块钱 Ferber and his wife Martha went to the fair every year. Every year Ferber would say, Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane. 费伯和妻子玛莎每年都去市集。每年费伯都会说：玛莎
英语小达人 229 $500 Porsche
500块钱的保时捷 A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! 一个男人正在看报纸，突然一条广告吸引了他：保时捷500块！新车！ The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for
