英语小达人 320 Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman 完美的男人，完美的女人 There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two p
英语小达人 321 Creative Wrong Answers
Creative Wrong Answers 创造性错误答案 The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As one teacher noted, it is truly astonishing what weird stuff our you
英语小达人 322 Why Teachers Go Crazy
Why Teachers Go Crazy 老师们是怎么被气疯的 TEACHER: Peter, what is the outside of a tree called? 老师：彼得，树的最外层叫做什么？ PETER: I don't know, Ma'am. 彼得：老师，我不知道。 TEACHER: Bark, Peter, bark! 老师
英语小达人 323 You Know the History
You Know the History 你知道的历史 Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, What is wrong with you? 亚当孤独地在伊甸园里游荡，上帝问他：你怎么啦？ Adam said he didn't have anyone to
英语小达人 324 Comparing Men/Women at the ATM...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM... 男人和女人在提款机前 Instructions for the guys: 男人的步骤： 1. Pull up to ATM 1. 把车开到提款机前 2. Insert Card 2. 插卡 3. Enter PIN 3. 输入密码 4. Take cash, card and receipt 4. 取出现
英语小达人 325 What's a Man?
What's a Man? 男人是什么？ One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. 一天在伊甸园里，夏娃叫住了上帝。 Lord, I have a problem! 上帝，我有个麻烦！ What's the problem, Eve? 你怎么啦，夏娃？ Lord, I know
英语小达人 326 Correct Male Responses
Correct Male Responses 男人正确的回答 What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly. 这些问题之所以说它们不好是因为每一个问
英语小达人 327 It's Better to Be a Woman!
It's Better to Be a Woman! 还是做女人比较好！ 1. We got off the Titanic first! 1. 我们优先从泰坦尼克号上下来。 2. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin amp; gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 2. 我们穿上男
英语小达人 328 I'll Wait for the Police
I'll Wait for the Police 我要等警察来 A woman and a man were involved in a car accident-it was a bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them were hurt. 一个男人和一个女人的车撞到了一起，撞
英语小达人 329 Never Talk to the Parrot
Never Talk to the Parrot 千万不要和鹦鹉说话 Mrs. Johnson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. 约翰逊太太的洗碗机坏了，她打电话叫修理工来。 He couldn't accomodate her with an afterhours appointment a
英语小达人 330 He CAN Talk
He CAN Talk! 它会说话！ One day a man walked into an auction house. While there, he bid on a parrot. 一个人走进拍卖公司。他在那儿竞拍一只鹦鹉。 He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. 他特别想要这
英语小达人 331 Differences Between Men and Women
Differences Between Men and Women 男女间的差异 Bathrooms 盥洗室里 A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn. 一个男人通常只在盥洗室里放
英语小达人 332 Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! 女人能了解这些规则多好啊！ 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. 如果你们认为自己胖了，那么你们也许就是胖了，不要来问我们，我们拒绝
英语小达人 333 Facts About Women
Facts About Women 有关女人的事实 1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 1. 女人爱去商场购物，商场是她们认为在这个世界上她们能够实际控制的区域。
英语小达人 334 Smart Parrot
Smart Parrot 聪明的鹦鹉 A lady walk into a pet store and asks the salesman if he has any parrots for sale. 一位女士走进一间宠物商店询问是否有鹦鹉出售。 He replies that he has a very special parrot in back. 店员回答说里面
