英文幽默笑话：从未来访

 A guy¹ spots² his doctor in the mall³. He stops him and says, Six weeks ago when I was⁴ in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until⁵ you called. But you never called. 

　　I didn't? the doctor says. Then what are you doing out of bed? 

　　一人在购物中心偶遇他的医生。他走上前去说：六周以前我在你的办公室，你告诉我让我回家去卧床直到你来访。但你从未来访。 

　　我没去吗？医生说，那你现在下床干什么？

1 guy   

n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人

参考例句：

• She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。
• That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

2 spots   

n.地点( spot的名词复数 )；斑点；少量；污迹

参考例句：

• Which has spots, the leopard or the tiger? 有斑点的是豹还是虎？
• She disguised the spots on her face with make-up. 她用化妆品盖住脸上的斑点。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 mall   

n.（美）购物中心，大商场

参考例句：

• I am going to the mall the day after tomorrow.我后天去大型购物中心。
• Are you going to go to the mall?你要去大型购物中心吗？

4 was   

v.(is,am的过去式)是，在

参考例句：

• He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
• He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

5 until   

prep.直到...为止；conj.直到...时才...

参考例句：

• He arrived home until midnight.他直到半夜才到家。
• She didn't sleep until midnight.她直到半夜才睡。