搞笑又亲切的粤式英语

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many people die no see you die！甘多人死吾见你去死～！

Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返学。

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以后点出黎行？

I give you some colour to see. 我给颜色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你够姜的话就放马过来！

Blow water 吹水

Monster of blowing water. 吹水怪

Blow chicken 吹鸡

Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲动

Face green green 脸青青

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop¹" “点解你脸青青既” “我见到件猪排呀”

You see road carefully 你小心睇路 。

You go to street carefully 你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳楼啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海 。

Are you road?你是不是路呀?

Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你回家食蕉啦 。

How senior² are you?你算老几?

What the water are you?你系乜水?

Where are you come from?你边度架?

Zebra chops³ people班马劈友 。

Do the world做世界 。

Big tea rice大茶饭 。

What the ghost are you talk?你讲乜鬼?

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我个头俾你当凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾条毛你！

Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你给我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你当我无到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企系度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.

你有种！我会俾D颜色你睇下，兄弟一齐上！

Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好野!

King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

Wear grass着草

I am wearing grass.我着紧草。

I fear that you have teeth.我惊你有牙！

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics⁵ with me!你未够班同我讲数！

Old dot.老点

One old water 一旧水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating   食屎狗

A ghost of ass⁴.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一条龙服务

Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水

Two beat six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

five five six nine nine 快快食奶奶

ghost five horse six   鬼五马绿

turn turn shake   氽氽震

lap⁶ eat cayenne jam   膝头哥吃辣椒酱

nine not join eight   九唔搭八

one smoke after rice, happy like god   饭后一支烟，快活过神仙

fight one fight, bicycle become motorcycle   搏一搏，单车变摩托

brother before brother after three dangers.   哥前哥后三分险

the sea one voice laugh 沧海一声笑

goo ling jing guy.   古灵精怪

1 chop   

n.厚肉片，排骨，砍，交换，戳记，商标；vt.剁碎，砍，切，割断；vi.砍，突然转向

参考例句：

• He struck off the branch with a single chop of the ax.他一斧子就砍掉了那根树枝。
• She cut down the seedling with one chop.她一刀就把小苗砍倒了。

2 senior   

adj.年长的；资格较老的，地位较高的；n.年长者，前辈；大学高年级学生

参考例句：

• My brother is senior to me by two years.我哥哥比我年长两岁。
• They are senior students.他们是高年级学生。

3 chops   

n. 颌, 颚 名词chop的复数形式

参考例句：

• The hawk chops upon its prey. 老鹰猛地向它要捕食的动物扑去。
• Our team is licking its chops because we beat the champions last night. 我队昨天晚上打败了冠军，因而大家欣喜若狂。

4 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

5 mathematics   

n.（用作单）数学；（用作单或复）计算(能力）

参考例句：

• He has come out in front in the study of mathematics.他在数学方面已名列前茅。
• She is working at a difficult problem in mathematics.她在做一道数学难题。

6 lap   

n.(坐立时)大腿的前部，膝部；(跑道的)一圈

参考例句：

• She is still going strong on the last lap.她在跑最后一圈时仍然劲头很足。
• She was sitting with her hands on her lap.她坐着，把手放到膝上。