5人英语话剧剧本——Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)

 　　这个短剧讲的是：搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。

　　人物

　　Bunny Cheng:         Bunny Chen

　　Eliza Lin:               Daughter

　　Celine Tu:              Reporter et Aside

　　Sano Hsieh:           Small gangster¹(小流氓)

　　Trent Cheng:          Big gangster(大流氓)

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　　SCENE I

　　A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.

　　Mom:         Hello~

　　Caller:       (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom².

　　Mom:        Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!

　　The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…

　　Mom:        Hello~

　　Caller:       Hello~ Are you busy now?

　　Mom:        (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud³, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.

　　Caller:       Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)

　　Mom:        Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)

　　But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…

　　Mom:        Eliza~

　　Eliza:         Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?

　　Mom:        Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.

　　Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.

　　SCENE II

　　Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters⁴ really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious⁶. So they decided⁷ to kidnap⁵ her daughter this time.

　　The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.

　　The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.

　　Big gangster:     Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)

　　Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.

　　At this moment, the girl appears.

　　Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy⁸!! Look! Is that her?

　　Big gangster:     Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.

　　Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!

　　Big gangster:     (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!

　　Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!

　　Big gangster:     Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?

　　Eliza:                  Sure! What can I do for you?

　　Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.

　　Big gangster:     Sorry. Ignore what he said.

　　Eliza:                  Never mind!

　　Big gangster:     Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?

　　Eliza:                  Oh… you should go straight until the  traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.

　　Big gangster:     Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…

　　Eliza:                  No! No! No! Go straight until the  traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.

　　Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.

　　Eliza:                  Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.

　　Big gangster:     It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~

　　Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.

　　Eliza:                  Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!

　　Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.

　　Big gangster:     Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.

　　Eliza goes with the gangsters.

　　In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.

　　Eliza:                  What are you doing?

　　Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!

　　Eliza:                  Oh~ I am so scared.

　　Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?

　　Big gangster:     Ya~ we are professional.

　　Eliza:                  Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!

　　Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!

　　Eliza keeps crying.

　　Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!

　　Big gangster:     (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot⁹! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)

　　Eliza:                  I agree! (Nod head.)

　　Big gangster:     Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop¹⁰.

　　Eliza:                  Thank you. How kind of you.

　　SCENE III

　　Mother is preparing dinner.

　　Mom:                 Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!

　　No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.

　　Mom:                 Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.

　　As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.

　　Mom:                 Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!

　　Big gangster:     Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.

　　Mom:                 Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!

　　Big gangster:     Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!

　　Mom:                 Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!

　　Big gangster:     Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)

　　Eliza:                  Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.

　　The gangster takes the phone away.

　　Big gangster:     Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.

　　Mom:                 Too expensive! 20% off.

　　Big gangster:     Are you buying clothes?

　　Mom:                 Bargain is my hobby.

　　Big gangster:    No negotiation¹¹ you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.

　　Mom:                 O.K. See you then!

　　At Tunghai Lake.  The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.

　　Mom:                 Ha! (Mom shouts.)

　　The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.

　　Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?

　　Mom:                 It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.

　　Eliza:                  Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?

　　Big gangster:     Where is the ransom?

　　Mom:                 Release my daughter first!

　　Big gangster:     Give me the ransom first!

　　Mom:                 No way!

　　And the battle begins.

　　Mom:                 Justice is always the winner.

　　Eliza:                  Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!

　　Celine:               Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.

　　Celine:               I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved.

　　Celine:               Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?

　　Small gangster: I……

　　Celine:               I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)

　　Big gangster:     None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.

　　Eliza:         Me! Me!

　　Celine:      What do you want to say?

　　Eliza:         Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!

　　Mom:        My turn. My turn.

　　Celine:      O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?

　　Mom:        Well……

　　Celine:      Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.

　　Mom:        Yes. And the gangsters…

　　Celine:      Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.

　　Mom:        Right. And they…

　　Celine:      They want to trick you, but…

　　Mom:        But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my daughter.

　　Celine:      Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam¹² and be skeptical¹³ about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment¹⁴. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains¹⁵ on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol¹⁶. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.

1 gangster   

n.匪徒，歹徒，暴徒

参考例句：

• The gangster's friends bought off the police witness.那匪徒的朋友买通了警察方面的证人。
• He is obviously a gangster,but he pretends to be a saint.分明是强盗，却要装圣贤。

2 ransom   

n.赎金，赎身；v.赎回，解救

参考例句：

• We'd better arrange the ransom right away.我们最好马上把索取赎金的事安排好。
• The kidnappers exacted a ransom of 10000 from the family.绑架者向这家人家勒索10000英镑的赎金。

3 fraud   

n.骗子，欺骗，欺诈，诡计

参考例句：

• We will introduce legal safeguards against fraud.我们将推行防止欺诈的法律条款。
• The prosecutor accused the defendant of fraud.原告控告被告犯有欺诈罪。

4 gangsters   

匪徒，歹徒( gangster的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• The gangsters offered him a sum equivalent to a whole year's earnings. 歹徒提出要给他一笔相当于他一年收入的钱。
• One of the gangsters was caught by the police. 歹徒之一被警察逮捕。

5 kidnap   

v.拐，绑架，劫持（某人）

参考例句：

• A pair of robbers were trying to kidnap his wife.两个强盗正试图绑架他的妻子。
• They were intelligent and educated,yet they chose to kidnap and kill.他们聪明且有教养，却选择去绑架和杀人。

6 furious   

adj.狂怒的，暴怒的，强烈的，激烈的

参考例句：

• I was furious at his making such an accusation.我对他的这种责备非常气愤。
• His wife was furious with him.他妻子对他大发雷霆。

7 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

8 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

9 idiot   

n.白痴，傻子，笨蛋

参考例句：

• Only an idiot would make such a thoughtless remark.只有草包才会说出这样没有头脑的话来。
• You are behaving like a perfect idiot.你表现得像个十足的白痴。

10 lollipop   

n.棒棒糖

参考例句：

• The child put out his tongue and licked his lollipop.那孩子伸出舌头舔着棒棒糖。
• I ate popcorn,banana and lollipop.我吃了爆米花、香蕉和棒棒糖。

11 negotiation   

n.谈判，协商

参考例句：

• They closed the deal in sugar after a week of negotiation.经过一星期的谈判，他们的食糖生意成交了。
• The negotiation dragged on until July.谈判一直拖到7月份。

12 clam   

n.蛤，蛤肉

参考例句：

• Yup!I also like clam soup and sea cucumbers.对呀！我还喜欢蛤仔汤和海参。
• The barnacle and the clam are two examples of filter feeders.藤壶和蛤类是滤过觅食者的两种例子。

13 skeptical   

adj.怀疑的，多疑的

参考例句：

• Others here are more skeptical about the chances for justice being done.这里的其他人更为怀疑正义能否得到伸张。
• Her look was skeptical and resigned.她的表情是将信将疑而又无可奈何。

14 judgment   

n.审判；判断力，识别力，看法，意见

参考例句：

• The chairman flatters himself on his judgment of people.主席自认为他审视人比别人高明。
• He's a man of excellent judgment.他眼力过人。

15 villains   

n.恶棍( villain的名词复数 )；罪犯；（小说、戏剧等中的）反面人物；淘气鬼

参考例句：

• The impression of villains was inescapable. 留下恶棍的印象是不可避免的。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Some villains robbed the widow of the savings. 有几个歹徒将寡妇的积蓄劫走了。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》

16 idol   

n.偶像，红人，宠儿

参考例句：

• As an only child he was the idol of his parents.作为独子，他是父母的宠儿。
• Blind worship of this idol must be ended.对这个偶像的盲目崇拜应该结束了。