英语小品剧本

 　　羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）

　　Characters:

　　Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao

　　Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal¹ revenue². There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer³ in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor⁴ selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.

　　Act I

　　(in Bazaar⁵ of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)

　　Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.

　　Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )

　　Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!

　　Dabao: (change faces)

　　Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.

　　Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!

　　Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?

　　Taxi----! Taxi----!

　　Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?

　　Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.

　　Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.

　　Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)

　　How do you know it?

　　Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.

　　Dabao: It’s a big bug⁶!

　　Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!

　　Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?

　　Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.

　　Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.

　　7Yuan, my lovely beauty.

　　Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split⁷ the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?

　　Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.

　　(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)

　　Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt⁸. I have to change my place.

　　Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!

　　Act II

　　Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.

　　Let’s enjoy it!

　　(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")

　　Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.

　　Xiaofu: Hi,

　　Dabao: Hi.

　　Two: What a familiar face.

　　Two: It’s you!

　　Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.

　　Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.

　　How is your business?

　　Dabao: Everything is OK!

　　10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.

　　Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.

　　Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.

　　Xiaofu: Great! Have you……

　　Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single.

　　Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?

　　Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.

　　Xioafu: Your receipt, please.

　　Dabao: (shows the receipt )

　　Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.

　　Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.

　　Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.

　　Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!

　　Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.

　　Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!

　　Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!

　　X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.

　　D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?

　　Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?

　　Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?

　　Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)

　　Dabao, See you tomorrow.

　　Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.

　　The End

1 fiscal   

adj.财政的，会计的，国库的，国库岁入的

参考例句：

• The increase of taxation is an important fiscal policy.增税是一项重要的财政政策。
• The government has two basic strategies of fiscal policy available.政府有两个可行的财政政策基本战略。

2 revenue   

n.总收入，财政收入，税收；税务局

参考例句：

• The country diminished the revenue by reducing tax.这个国家通过减税而使税收减少了。
• A government's revenue and expenditure should be balanced.政府的财政收入和支出要平衡。

3 taxpayer   

n.纳税人

参考例句：

• The new scheme will run off with a lot of the taxpayer's money.这项新计划将用去纳税人许多钱。
• The taxpayer are unfavourably disposed towards the recent tax increase.纳税者对最近的增加税收十分反感。

4 vendor   

n.卖主；小贩

参考例句：

• She looked at the vendor who cheated her the other day with distaste.她厌恶地望着那个前几天曾经欺骗过她的小贩。
• He must inform the vendor immediately.他必须立即通知卖方。

5 bazaar   

n.集市，商店集中区

参考例句：

• Chickens,goats and rabbits were offered for barter at the bazaar.在集市上，鸡、山羊和兔子被摆出来作物物交换之用。
• We bargained for a beautiful rug in the bazaar.我们在集市通过讨价还价买到了一条很漂亮的地毯。

6 bug   

n.虫子；故障；窃听器；vt.纠缠；装窃听器

参考例句：

• There is a bug in the system.系统出了故障。
• The bird caught a bug on the fly.那鸟在飞行中捉住了一只昆虫。

7 split   

n.劈开，裂片，裂口；adj.分散的；v.分离，分开，劈开

参考例句：

• Who told you that Mary and I had split up?谁告诉你玛丽和我已经离婚了？
• The teacher split the class up into six groups.老师把班级分成6个小组。

8 bankrupt   

n.破产者；adj.破产的；vt.使...破产

参考例句：

• That factory has gone bankrupt.那家工厂倒了。
• The enemy's scheme went bankrupt.敌人的计谋破产了。