A: There’s something wrong with my orange.
B: What’s wrong?
A: It’s not orange!
B: Your orange isn’t orange?
A: No, it’s dark pink!
B: Are you sure? I never heard of such a thing.
A: I just peeled it, and I’m looking at it right now.
B: Let me see. Yes, you’re right. Your orange is pink.
A: Who ever heard of such a thing?
B: Oh, look. Here’s the little sticker that was on it. It’s called a Pink Navel.
A: What is this world coming to?
B: Who knows? Maybe soon we’ll have pink bananas.