Lady Gaga变身麦田稻草人 Lady Gaga - poker face

Lady Gaga——再多的语言都无法形容的女人，这次现身全英音乐大奖，着实又让世人震惊了一把。不过一位农场主却因此突发灵感，想出了保护麦田的好点子，是什么呢？

Anyone would be forgiven for thinking Lady Gaga had found herself a new career。

谁要是觉得Lady Gaga找到了一份新职业，这想法不能说没道理。

But the out rageous singer hasn't given up on the pop charts to chase off birds, but has become the inspiration for a farmer's scarecrow。

可是这位喜欢出风头的歌手不只是在全英音乐奖的颁奖礼上扮了回稻草人，她实实在在成了一个农民看守庄稼的好帮手。

Nigel Britten, who is the assistant manager at Whelan Farm, was getting fed up with pigeons munching¹ on his wheat crops and had racked his brains to think of a way to save his livelihood²。

Whelan农场的副经理Nigel Britten为偷吃小麦的鸽子伤透了脑筋，想尽办法要拯救他可怜的一亩三分地。

Then inspiration came to him and his fiancee as they watched Lady Gaga arrive at last Tuesday night's Brit Awards。

上个星期二，他和未婚妻一起看全英音乐奖颁奖礼时，Lady Gaga的出现给他带来了灵感。

Mr Britten said: "We were laughing at Lady GaGa's outfit³ and that extraordinary wig⁴ and talking about how scary she looked."

Britten说：“Lady Gaga的衣服和夸张的假发让我们笑疯了，她看上去真吓人。”

"My fiancee Marti joked that I should make a scarecrow which looked like her. I laughed and then it occurred to me it was actually a very good idea."

“我未婚妻Marti开玩笑说，我应该弄个Lady Gaga式的稻草人，我起先只觉得好笑，但后来觉得这是个相当好的办法。”

And Mr Britten said that so far, the 7ft tall Lady GaGa scarecrow, complete with shocking white wig made from cotton wool and dress, is keeping birds off his wheat crops。

Britten说，这个高7英尺、戴着棉毛织成的白色假发、穿着白色裙子的Lady Gaga稻草人成功地捍卫了他的小麦田。

Lady Gaga - poker face

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Love Game intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
[Chorus]
Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
[Chorus]
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffing with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunning with my love glue gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
[Chorus: x3]
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)

1 munching   

v.用力咀嚼（某物），大嚼( munch的现在分词 )

参考例句：

• He was munching an apple. 他在津津有味地嚼着苹果。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Munching the apple as he was, he had an eye for all her movements. 他虽然啃着苹果，但却很留神地监视着她的每一个动作。 来自辞典例句

2 livelihood   

n.生计，谋生之道

参考例句：

• Appropriate arrangements will be made for their work and livelihood.他们的工作和生活会得到妥善安排。
• My father gained a bare livelihood of family by his own hands.父亲靠自己的双手勉强维持家计。

3 outfit   

n.（为特殊用途的）全套装备，全套服装

参考例句：

• Jenney bought a new outfit for her daughter's wedding.珍妮为参加女儿的婚礼买了一套新装。
• His father bought a ski outfit for him on his birthday.他父亲在他生日那天给他买了一套滑雪用具。

4 wig   

n.假发

参考例句：

• The actress wore a black wig over her blond hair.那个女演员戴一顶黑色假发罩住自己的金黄色头发。
• He disguised himself with a wig and false beard.他用假发和假胡须来乔装。