打工姐妹花第一季 第55期:麦克斯舌战四老太

 　　Evening, ladies. Gals¹' night out?

　　晚上好，女士们，姐妹们的聚会吗

　　Chasing guys, eating pie, having fun.

　　泡泡男人，吃吃馅饼，找找乐子

　　This table is sticky! Run a damp rag across it!

　　这桌子黏死了，快拿块湿布擦擦

　　Would it kill you to clean a little?

　　你们弄干净点会死吗

　　What kinda place is this?

　　这是什么鬼地方啊

　　The kind that serves soup cold.

　　只上残羹冷炙的破地方

　　And what's with your crazy earrings²?

　　你那夸张的耳环是干嘛

　　What are you, some kinda gypsy?

　　你以为你是吉普赛人啊

　　Okay. Whoa! Hold up, ladies.

　　够了，别说了，女士们

　　You don't get a bitch pass just 'cause you're old.

　　别以为快入土为安，耍泼就没人管了

　　Yes, that's right. I said it.

　　对，没错，我就要骂

　　You come in here with your gangster⁴ granny attitude,

　　你们带着流氓老太的态度来这里

　　think you can get away with

　　觉得把气撒在

　　dumping all over the lowly gypsy waitress.

　　下层吉普赛服务员身上也没人敢骂

　　No way.

　　做梦

　　At this diner, we don't discriminate⁵ due to age.

　　本餐厅不搞尊老爱幼那一套

　　If you're gonna act like an ass³,

　　你们如果继续这么讨打

　　I'm gonna treat you like an ass...

　　那老娘不介意也暴打你们一顿

　　No matter how close that ass is riding to the floor.

　　别以为你们屁股"垂垂"老矣，我就会多敬几分

　　Now, I'll wipe off the table we'll take it from the top.

　　我先擦一下桌子，然后从头开始

　　Hi, I'm Max. Who wants tapioca?

　　你们好，我是麦克斯，谁想来点木薯

　　That's more like it.

　　这样才乖嘛

　　Save the disappointment for the grandkids.

　　把失望的心情留到见孙子时再用吧

1 gals   

abbr.gallons （复数）加仑（液量单位）n.女孩，少女( gal的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• Jim came skipping out at the gate with a tin pail, and singing Buffalo Gals. 这时，吉姆手里提着一个锡皮桶，嘴中唱着“布法罗的女娃们”蹦蹦跳跳地从大门口跑出来。 来自英汉文学 - 汤姆历险
• An' dey thinks dey wants mousy lil gals wid bird's tastes an' no sense at all. 他们想要的是耗子般的小姑娘，胃口小得像雀子，一点儿见识也没有。 来自飘（部分）

2 earrings   

n.耳环( earring的名词复数 )；耳坠子

参考例句：

• a pair of earrings 一对耳环
• These earrings snap on with special fastener. 这付耳环是用特制的按扣扣上去的。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

4 gangster   

n.匪徒，歹徒，暴徒

参考例句：

• The gangster's friends bought off the police witness.那匪徒的朋友买通了警察方面的证人。
• He is obviously a gangster,but he pretends to be a saint.分明是强盗，却要装圣贤。

5 discriminate   

v.区别，辨别，区分；有区别地对待

参考例句：

• You must learn to discriminate between facts and opinions.你必须学会把事实和看法区分出来。
• They can discriminate hundreds of colours.他们能分辨上百种颜色。