打工姐妹花第一季 第64期:气急败坏的麦克斯

 　　Ugh! That one stinks² too. Damn it!

　　这个也好难看，我靠

　　Max, forget it.

　　麦克斯，算了吧

　　It's 3:00 A.M. Go to bed.

　　都凌晨三点了，去睡觉吧

　　Don't. Don't say anything to me.

　　闭嘴，不准跟我说话

　　I am so mad at you right now.

　　我现在超级不爽你

　　What did I do? Everything.

　　我哪里惹到你了？就是惹到了

　　I used to love making cupcakes.

　　我以前可喜欢做蛋糕了

　　It was the one thing I could zone out

　　那是唯一可以让我放空

　　and do without thinking.

　　不用想任何事情

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　　And now all I'm doing is thinking.

　　现在我脑子却一直在想

　　Thinking that I stink¹ at making cupcakes.

　　想我做蛋糕的技术有多烂

　　Well, stop it.

　　别这样

　　Who cares what they think? They're bitchy baking bullies³.

　　管她们怎么说呢，她俩就是糕点流氓

　　We don't have to go back there.

　　我们大不了不回去上课了

　　Oh, and then what?

　　然后呢

　　I'm gonna think my cupcakes weren't good enough

　　让我抱着我做蛋糕技术很差的想法

　　for the rest of my life?

　　度过余生吗

　　You said we need the skill, then we need the skill.

　　你说我们得学手艺，我们就得学成才走

　　I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a quitter.

　　我虽然不是什么好人，但绝对不是缩头乌龟

　　I'm gonna make a stupid, pretty cupcake if it kills me.

　　不做出个该死的漂亮小蛋糕，我不死不休

　　Or you.

　　你死也不休

　　And you are going back there with me.

　　而且你不准临阵脱逃

　　And we're gonna shove our pretty cupcake

　　我们得做出漂亮的小蛋糕

　　right up Snooki and her cousin's asses⁴.

　　给山寨斯努奇和她表姐的狗眼瞧瞧

　　Now, shut up, don't talk to me,

　　你就把嘴闭上，别跟我说话

　　and go back in your vagina.

　　滚回你的阴道床睡觉去

　　Sorry you had to see that, Chestnut⁵.

　　抱歉让你目睹了这一幕，栗宝

1 stink   

vi.发出恶臭；糟透，招人厌恶；n.恶臭

参考例句：

• The stink of the rotten fish turned my stomach.腐烂的鱼臭味使我恶心。
• The room has awful stink.那个房间散发着难闻的臭气。

2 stinks   

v.散发出恶臭( stink的第三人称单数 )；发臭味；名声臭；糟透

参考例句：

• The whole scheme stinks to high heaven—don't get involved in it. 整件事十分卑鄙龌龊——可别陷了进去。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The soup stinks of garlic. 这汤有大蒜气味。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》

3 bullies   

n.欺凌弱小者, 开球 vt.恐吓, 威胁, 欺负

参考例句：

• Standing up to bullies takes plenty of backbone. 勇敢地对付暴徒需有大无畏精神。
• Bullies can make your life hell. 恃强欺弱者能让你的日子像活地狱。

4 asses   

n. 驴，愚蠢的人，臀部 adv. (常用作后置)用于贬损或骂人

参考例句：

• Sometimes I got to kick asses to make this place run right. 有时我为了把这个地方搞得像个样子，也不得不踢踢别人的屁股。 来自教父部分
• Those were wild asses maybe, or zebras flying around in herds. 那些也许是野驴或斑马在成群地奔跑。

5 chestnut   

n.栗树，栗子

参考例句：

• We have a chestnut tree in the bottom of our garden.我们的花园尽头有一棵栗树。
• In summer we had tea outdoors,under the chestnut tree.夏天我们在室外栗树下喝茶。