打工姐妹花第一季 第97期:要下雪了!

 Here's the last check, Earl.

这是最后一张账单，厄尔

And, Max, they stiffed us on the tip but they forgot their camera.

麦克斯，那桌客人小费给得小气，却大方地忘了他们的相机

Oh, I'll give it to Oleg.

我会把它交给奥列格

He can take one of his special pictures.

他可以拍一张他的"独家"照片

That way, when they come back to get it, everyone will have been stiffed.

这样的话，等他们回来取相机时，就能赏他们点小"鸡"瞧瞧

Well, good night, ladies.

晚安，女士们

I gotta get home before the snow starts.

我得在下雪之前到家

It's not gonna snow, Earl, it's 50 degrees.

不会下雪的啦，厄尔，现在有十度呢

Oh, it's gonna snow, trust me.

肯定会下雪，相信我

I couldn't tell when my first wife was coming, but I can sure tell when a storm is coming.

我猜不准我前妻何时会找上门，但暴风雪上门，我可是一个说一个准

All right, so what's the plan?

好吧，计划是什么

What are we gonna do if it does snow?

如果真的下雪，我们该怎么办

You're so white, I'm worried we're gonna lose you.

你个死白妞，白雪遍地时我会弄丢你的

I love the snow.

我喜欢下雪天

Opening my balcony doors and watching it fall

打开我的阳台门，看着雪花飘落

like fresh white linen¹ and then running across the street to the park to make snow angels.

就像全新的白色亚麻布，然后跑到对街的公园堆雪天使

Yeah, that's snow when you're rich.

没错，那是你有钱时的下雪天

The only snow angels you'll see this year are the six crack addicts² frozen³ to our stoop.

今年你唯一能看见的雪"天使"， 是六个在门廊前冻成冰的瘾君子

Oh, not to mention the adorable frozen horse we have illegally living in the backyard.

更不用说那只被我们非法养在后院的可爱冰棍马

Max, don't overreact. Chestnut⁴'s fine.

麦克斯，不要这么夸张，栗宝没事的

It's not gonna snow for weeks.

离下雪还几周时间呢

All right, have it your way.

好吧，你就这么想吧

But I wouldn't want to be the next tenants⁵

但我可不想下一位房客

who have to figure out why a pissed off horse is haunting⁶ a Brooklyn apartment.

搞不懂为什么会有愤怒的马魂在布鲁克林的公寓阴魂不散

I was cold and she thought she knew weather patterns.

我冷死了，她却自以为是天气"砖"家

Oleg, take a picture of your junk on this customer's camera.

奥列格，存张你鸡鸡的倩影到这相机里吧

Done.

收到

Aren't you gonna ask why?

你不问原因吗

No need.

你有求，我必硬

I just saw Oleg's...

我刚看见奥列格的...

Yeah, that might have been my fault.

我得负部分责任

Kind of a shock seeing it for the first time.

第一次见到，你震惊是正常的

Max, I don't like you implying that I would ever be cruel to Chestnut.

麦克斯，我不喜欢你暗示我可能会做出虐待栗宝的事

I'm not implying it. I'm saying it outright⁷.

我没有在暗示，我是明示

It's winter.

现在可是冬天

And it's not like I've not been thinking about it.

我又不是没考虑过这个问题

But Chestnut belongs in a special home.

但栗宝需要一个特别的家

I've done some research, and I found a retreat in the Grand Tetons

我查过了，在大山峰公园有间休养所

where newly-divorced women come to hug horses to help them gain back their ability to trust.

刚离婚的女人会去那里拥抱马儿，帮助她们重建信任的能力

The only Grand Tetons Chestnut trusts are mine.

栗宝唯一相信的，是我这对"大山蜂"

Lady, you gotta get a reality check real quick 'cause Earl thinks it's gonna snow.

小妞，赶紧面对现实吧，厄尔说会下雪就真的会下

Earl also thinks the theme from Shaft⁸ was stolen from a cassette tape he sent out in 1975.

厄尔还觉得《黑街神探》的主题曲是剽窃他在1975年寄出的录音样本呢

Shut your mouth. That happened.

把嘴闭上，真有其事

Max, it's not gonna snow.

麦克斯，不会下雪的

I know snow.

我懂雪

We owned a ski chalet in Saas-Fee Switzerland

我家在瑞士的萨斯费拥有一座小木屋

and I think I know more than anyone in this restaurant about living in cold climes.

这家餐馆也没人比我更了解如何在寒冷的气候下生存

Snow is coming.

要下雪啦

Yo, Swiss miss, you wanna have a conversation about cold climes with Snowleg over there?

喂，瑞士小妞，你想跟雪列格先生聊聊寒冷的气候吗

Oh, Max, I almost forgot. The camera.

麦克斯，我差点忘记了，相机还你

I think you'll be very pleased.

我想你一定会很满意

I made a little video as well.

我还附赠了个精彩小短片哟

Why are you wearing two coats?

为什么你要穿两件大衣啊

Same reason I wear two condoms. In case one breaks.

跟我戴两个套子一个道理，免得有层破了

1 linen   

n.亚麻布，亚麻线，亚麻制品；adj.亚麻布制的，亚麻的

参考例句：

• The worker is starching the linen.这名工人正在给亚麻布上浆。
• Fine linen and cotton fabrics were known as well as wool.精细的亚麻织品和棉织品像羊毛一样闻名遐迩。

2 addicts   

有…瘾的人( addict的名词复数 )； 入迷的人

参考例句：

• a unit for rehabilitating drug addicts 帮助吸毒者恢复正常生活的机构
• There is counseling to help Internet addicts?even online. 有咨询机构帮助网络沉迷者。 来自超越目标英语 第3册

3 frozen   

adj.冻结的，冰冻的

参考例句：

• He was frozen to death on a snowing night.在一个风雪的晚上，他被冻死了。
• The weather is cold and the ground is frozen.天寒地冻。

4 chestnut   

n.栗树，栗子

参考例句：

• We have a chestnut tree in the bottom of our garden.我们的花园尽头有一棵栗树。
• In summer we had tea outdoors,under the chestnut tree.夏天我们在室外栗树下喝茶。

5 tenants   

n.房客( tenant的名词复数 )；佃户；占用者；占有者

参考例句：

• A number of tenants have been evicted for not paying the rent. 许多房客因不付房租被赶了出来。
• Tenants are jointly and severally liable for payment of the rent. 租金由承租人共同且分别承担。

6 haunting   

adj.萦绕心头的；不易忘怀的；无法甩脱的；给人以强烈感受的v.常去；缠扰（某人）；萦绕心头

参考例句：

• The film's haunting musical theme stayed in my head for days. 那部电影挥之不去的主题旋律多日来萦绕于我的脑际。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The carol has a primitive strength and haunting simplicity. 这首颂歌有一种原始的力量和令人难忘的纯朴。 来自《简明英汉词典》

7 outright   

adv.坦率地；彻底地；立即；adj.无疑的；彻底的

参考例句：

• If you have a complaint you should tell me outright.如果你有不满意的事，你应该直率地对我说。
• You should persuade her to marry you outright.你应该彻底劝服她嫁给你。

8 shaft   

n.(工具的)柄，杆状物

参考例句：

• He was wounded by a shaft.他被箭击中受伤。
• This is the shaft of a steam engine.这是一个蒸汽机主轴。