打工姐妹花第一季 第138期:总是惹祸的卡洛琳

 　　Max, I'm finished.

　　麦克斯，我做完了

　　The floor is so clean you could eat off it, and I'm sure he will.

　　这地板干净到都能在上面吃饭了，那胖子肯定会这么做的

　　Come on in, I want you to see it.

　　快进来，我想让你见证一下

　　No, no, no, no, no, no. Go down, go down, stop.

　　别，别，别，别。下去，下去，快停下来

　　Never mind! Don't need you to see it. Everything's okay.

　　算啦，不需要你来见证了，一切顺利

　　How's it going out there?

　　外面打扫得怎么样了

　　Either your water just broke, or you pee like a smurf.

　　你是羊水破了，还是能尿出蓝精灵尿啊

　　My shoes.

　　我的鞋

　　No, you did not flush¹ a whole roll of paper towels.

　　不是吧，你一次冲了整卷厕纸啊

　　No, you did not just use that tone² with me when my good shoes are wet.

　　不是吧，这种时候你还这语气指责我，我的好鞋都被弄湿了

　　Shut off the valve³.

　　关掉水阀

　　The valve?

　　什么水阀

　　Oh, God, what is wrong with you?

　　天啊，你是怎么搞的

　　How can you not know where a toilet valve is?

　　怎么会连马桶水阀在哪里都不知道啊

　　I was rich.

　　我是个富家女好吗

　　But you have to admit, the mirror? Nailed⁴ it.

　　但你得承认，那镜子，一尘不染哟

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　Wake up, you lazy bitch!

　　起来，你个懒货

　　What? Fire!

　　什么？火

　　I'm fired? Why, because of the toilet?

　　工作付之一炬了吗，就因为个马桶啊

　　Look at the oven⁵, the cupcakes.

　　你看看烤箱，我们的小蛋糕

　　I'm sorry. I fell asleep. I was just going to lay down for five minutes.

　　抱歉，我睡着了。我刚只是想躺个五分钟

　　I asked you to do one thing while I went out to get more milk.

　　我出门买牛奶前，就拜托你做这么一件事

　　Take the cupcakes out of the oven.

　　把小蛋糕从烤箱里拿出来

　　"Happy Birthday, kids. From Max's homemade cupcakes.

　　"生日快乐，孩子，这是麦克斯自制小蛋糕

　　You can learn more about us and our blackened cupcakes on our expensive website."

　　如想更了解我们，及我们的招牌碳烤蛋糕，请点击我们的高价网站"

　　I'm sorry, Max. I just really needed a little siesta⁶ after all that cleaning.

　　对不起，麦克斯。打扫了那么久，我真得睡一下

　　How are you so good at Spanish and so bad at cleaning?

　　为什么你的西语这么好，打扫却这么烂啊

　　What is that smell? I grabbed⁷ my purse and ran.

　　这是什么味道？我都抓起钱包要避难了

　　Caroline burned cupcakes.

　　卡洛琳把蛋糕烤糊了

　　Oh, so sad. Look at all those burnt cakes.

　　真可怜。看看这些烤糊的蛋糕

　　What happened here?

　　发生什么事了

　　Just a little mishap⁸.

　　发生了点小意外

　　I was so tired from cleaning that bathroom earlier,

　　今天打扫厕所太累了

　　that I laid my head down for five minutes and ended up falling asleep.

　　我就跑去躺个五分钟，没想到就睡过头了

　　Such a shame. Oh, look Max.

　　好可惜哟。瞧，麦克斯

　　These cupcakes, they're hard as rocks.

　　这些蛋糕，就跟"石头"一样硬

　　All you have to do is throw the rock away, and whee!

　　你只需扔掉石头，就可以...

1 flush   

vi.奔流；vt.冲洗；adj.齐平的；n.脸色，脸红

参考例句：

• Father asked me to flush off the garage floor.父亲叫我冲洗车库的地板。
• There was a flush in her cheeks.她满脸通红。

2 tone   

n.语气，音调，气度，色调；vt.（up）增强

参考例句：

• There was a tone of mockery in his voice.他说话的语气含有嘲笑的意味。
• Holmes used an informal,chatty tone in his essays.霍姆斯在文章中语气轻松随便。

3 valve   

n.阀，阀门，电子管

参考例句：

• The exhaust valve on my car has burnt out.我汽车上的排气阀烧掉了。
• The connecting rod may drive a valve stem directly.连杆可以直接带动阀门的把柄。

4 nailed   

v.钉住( nail的过去式和过去分词 )；抓住；证明…不属实；揭露

参考例句：

• I can't get this lid off—It'seems to be nailed down. 我打不开这个盖子，好像是被钉住了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The letter was nailed to the wall with an arrow. 一支箭把信钉在了墙上。 来自《简明英汉词典》

5 oven   

n.烤炉；烤箱

参考例句：

• You put food inside an oven to cook it.你把食物放进烤箱里热一下。
• She baked bread in an oven.她用烤炉烤面包。

6 siesta   

n.午睡

参考例句：

• Lots of people were taking a short siesta in the shade.午后很多人在阴凉处小睡。
• He had acquired the knack of snatching his siesta in the most unfavourable circumstance.他学会了在最喧闹的场合下抓紧时间睡觉的诀窍。

7 grabbed   

v.抢先，抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 )；（尤指匆忙地）取；攫取；（尤指自私、贪婪地）捞取

参考例句：

• He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
• She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。

8 mishap   

n.不幸的事，不幸；灾祸

参考例句：

• I'm afraid your son had a slight mishap in the playground.不好了，你儿子在操场上出了点小意外。
• We reached home without mishap.我们平安地回到了家。