打工姐妹花第一季 第194期:度假归来(2)

 　　Hi, guys. How was your vacation?

　　你们俩假期过得如何啊

　　Great. Did you have fun at our place?

　　很好啊，你们在我们家玩的开心吗

　　Totes. Your saunas are sick.

　　当当然，你们家的桑拿爽歪了

　　I know. Could they be any gayer?

　　我懂，基爆了对吧

　　No. Just one thing. Wynonna's still a little upset about the anal gland¹ event.

　　不是啦。不过那天帮维诺娜清肛门腺后，她还一直心情低落呢

　　What? I told you she wouldn't know it was a joke.

　　什么？我说了她不会懂我们是闹着玩的

　　How could she not know it was a joke?

　　她怎么会不懂我们是闹着玩的呢

　　I mean, who would ask someone to squeeze their dog's pooper?

　　谁会叫别人去挤狗的肛门啊

　　We're paying you another 50.

　　我们再多付你50吧

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　Dude, she went second knuckle² deep in your beagle's back door for only another 50? 150.

　　兄弟，她插入你家小狗菊花的深度有两个指节呢，你就多给50块而已啊。150块吧

　　Thank you. And just one other thing.

　　谢了。还有件事

　　Our business is actually not that great right now,

　　其实我们的生意挺惨淡的

　　so if you could recommend us to any of your friends, that would really help. Good for you.

　　如果你们能帮忙介绍给朋友，我们会感激不尽。够诚实

　　I'm sure business will pick up after that blog blurb³. Wait, blog blurb?

　　博客一宣传，生意就会蒸蒸日上了吧？什么博客宣传？

　　About your beer-battered maple⁴ bacon spring break cupcake. We just read about it.

　　宣传你们的混酒面粉加枫蜜培根特制春假小蛋糕啊。我们都在网上看到了

　　Yeah, in that foodie bitch's blog.

　　是啊，就是那美食贱货的博客

　　Max, it worked. Let's go look at the blog on Han's computer. Excuse us. We'll be right back.

　　麦克斯，成功了。快去用阿憨的电脑看看那篇博客吧。失陪一下，我们马上回来

　　We got a little break and a big break.

　　刚放完小假，立马有大突破啊

　　Yeah, I did it again.

　　是的，我又堕落了一次

　　Welcome back. You missed the best two days of my life.

　　欢迎回来。你们错过了我人生中最美妙的两天

1 gland   

n.腺体，(机)密封压盖，填料盖

参考例句：

• This is a snake's poison gland.这就是蛇的毒腺。
• Her mother has an underactive adrenal gland.她的母亲肾上腺机能不全。

2 knuckle   

n.指节；vi.开始努力工作；屈服，认输

参考例句：

• They refused to knuckle under to any pressure.他们拒不屈从任何压力。
• You'll really have to knuckle down if you want to pass the examination.如果想通过考试，你确实应专心学习。

3 blurb   

n.简介，短评

参考例句：

• This book fails to give what the blurb describes.这本书不像该书护封上所描绘的那样好。
• In the blurb I couldn't see anything about thinking at all.在这本书的简介中，我根本找不到任何有关思想的东西。

4 maple   

n.槭树，枫树，槭木

参考例句：

• Maple sugar is made from the sap of maple trees.枫糖是由枫树的树液制成的。
• The maple leaves are tinge with autumn red.枫叶染上了秋天的红色。