经典双语笑话 第29期:你认为你有问题吗

 And You Think You've Got Problems? 你认为你有问题吗?

"Boy, have I got problems!" the man said to the psychiatrist¹. “乖乖，我真的有毛病了!”一位老兄对精神病医生说道。

"Go ahead and tell me about them " “继续说，告诉我你的问题。”

"Well, to start with, I've got an estate in the country,three Mercedes and a luxury yacht." “喔，是这样的，我在乡下有房地产，另外还有三辆奔驰和一艘豪华游艇。”

"So, what's the problem?" "那问题在哪里呢?"

"I only make $ 100 a week!" “我一星期只赚一百块美金!”

1.psychiatrist 精神科医生

例句：If you don't have time to consult a psychiatrist each week, don't fret².

如果你不是每个星期都有时间看精神科医生，不用烦恼。

2.go ahead 继续；走吧

例句："Go ahead," he whispered harshly to Claude."We ain't got all night."

“干吧”，他厉声向克劳德耳语说“咱们没有整个晚上可以消磨。”

3.estate 房产；庄园

例句：He accused me of trespassing³ on his estate.

他控告我擅自进入他的庄园.

4.yacht 游艇；帆船

例句：He only bought the yacht as a status symbol he hates sailing.

他买游艇只是为了显示身分--其实他根本不喜欢玩游艇.

1 psychiatrist   

n.精神病专家；精神病医师

参考例句：

• He went to a psychiatrist about his compulsive gambling.他去看精神科医生治疗不能自拔的赌瘾。
• The psychiatrist corrected him gently.精神病医师彬彬有礼地纠正他。

2 fret   

v.(使)烦恼；(使)焦急；(使)腐蚀，(使)磨损

参考例句：

• Don't fret.We'll get there on time.别着急，我们能准时到那里。
• She'll fret herself to death one of these days.她总有一天会愁死的.

3 trespassing   

[法]非法入侵

参考例句：

• He told me I was trespassing on private land. 他说我在擅闯私人土地。
• Don't come trespassing on my land again. 别再闯入我的地界了。