经典双语笑话 第47期:你真是有问题了

 You Do Have a Problem 你真是有问题了!

A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom. 一位老兄对医生说明他上厕所有困难。

"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor. “你早上有小便吗?，’医生问他。

"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. " “有，每天早上六点钟。”

"And how are your bowel¹ movements?" “那大便情况如何?"

"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. " “像时钟一样，我每天准时七点钟上大号。”

"So what's the problem?" “那问题到底出在哪里呢?"

"I don't get up until eight. " “我八点钟才起床。”

1.have trouble in doing 做某事困难

例句：I have trouble doing my homework.

我做作业的时候遇到了麻烦。

2.urinate 小便；撒尿

例句：Newborn puppies must be stimulated² to defecate and urinate after each feeding.

幼犬每次进食后需要被刺激排便。

3.bowel movement 大便；排便

例句：I haven't had bowel movement for a week.

我已一个礼拜无法通便了。

4.get up 起床；起身；起来

例句：I assume you always get up at the same time.

我想你总是在同一个时间起床。

1 bowel   

n.肠(尤指人肠)；内部，深处

参考例句：

• Irritable bowel syndrome seems to affect more women than men.女性比男性更易患肠易激综合征。
• Have you had a bowel movement today?你今天有排便吗？

2 stimulated   

a.刺激的

参考例句：

• The exhibition has stimulated interest in her work. 展览增进了人们对她作品的兴趣。
• The award has stimulated her into working still harder. 奖金促使她更加努力地工作。