《绝望的主妇》精讲253

Susan: Okay, I got to break the ice here. So you're in counseling. Big deal.

好吧，我想我该打破这里的沉默。你们在咨询婚姻顾问，没什么大不了的。

You want humiliation¹? I'll give you humiliation. I locked myself out of my house stark² naked and got caught by Mike.

你们知道什么是羞耻吗? 我告诉你什么是羞耻。 我把我自己完全赤裸地锁在门外而且正好被Mike发现。

Gabrielle: Oh, my god. When did this happen?

哦，天啊，什么时候的事情?

Susan: Today, right before the party.

今天，就在聚会之前。

Mike: What can I say? Right place, right time.

我能说什么呢? 正巧碰到了。

I think I can top that. Try getting thrown out of Disneyland for lewd³ behavior.

我想我最离谱了因为下流行为被赶出迪斯尼乐园。

What? When was this?

什么? 这又是什么时候的事啊?

Lynette: When Tom and I were first married, things got a little out of hand on Mr. Toad's wild ride.

Tom和我刚结婚的时候，有些事情变得无法控制，情不自禁

Rex: You're kidding.

你在开玩笑吧

Lynette: No. We got perp walked down main street, USA.

当然没有，我们像罪犯一样走在美国主街上。

Gabrielle: Well, since we're doing true confessions⁴, Carlos and I once broke a waterbed in Cancoon.

既然我们在做真诚忏悔。Carlos和我在渡假村弄破了一张水床。。

Mike: How'd you manage that?

你们怎么做到的?

Gabrielle: Well, he used to have a thing for spiked⁵ heels.

他以前对高跟鞋上的后跟有癖好。

Carlos: I'd just like to make it clear -- she was wearing them.

我只想说清楚 -- 她穿着它们。

Bree: Rex cries after he ejaculates.

Rex在射精后会哭。

1 humiliation   

n.羞辱

参考例句：

• He suffered the humiliation of being forced to ask for his cards.他蒙受了被迫要求辞职的羞辱。
• He will wish to revenge his humiliation in last Season's Final.他会为在上个季度的决赛中所受的耻辱而报复的。

2 stark   

adj.荒凉的；严酷的；完全的；adv.完全地

参考例句：

• The young man is faced with a stark choice.这位年轻人面临严峻的抉择。
• He gave a stark denial to the rumor.他对谣言加以完全的否认。

3 lewd   

adj.淫荡的

参考例句：

• Drew spends all day eyeing up the women and making lewd comments.德鲁整天就盯着女人看，说些下流话。
• I'm not that mean,despicable,cowardly,lewd creature that horrible little man sees. 我可不是那个令人恶心的小人所见到的下流、可耻、懦弱、淫秽的家伙。

4 confessions   

n.承认( confession的名词复数 )；自首；声明；（向神父的）忏悔

参考例句：

• It is strictly forbidden to obtain confessions and to give them credence. 严禁逼供信。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
• Neither trickery nor coercion is used to secure confessions. 既不诱供也不逼供。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

5 spiked   

adj.有穗的；成锥形的；有尖顶的

参考例句：

• The editor spiked the story. 编辑删去了这篇报道。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• They wondered whether their drinks had been spiked. 他们有些疑惑自己的饮料里是否被偷偷搀了烈性酒。 来自辞典例句