《美少女的谎言》第29期:他睡得像头猪

 Good serve. 球发得不错

Listen, hate to interrupt, be we're kind of closed. 无意打扰  不过我们要下班了

I was supposed to shut down the courts ten minutes ago. 十分钟前我就该清场的

Seriously? Can you just give me another five minutes? 真的吗  能再延长五分钟吗

Are you practicing for a tournament or something? 你是准备参加比赛吗

No, um. No, it's just a friendly game of doubles 不  不  只是跟我爸爸还有几位客人

with my dad and some guests. 打一场双打友谊赛

Well, you and I have very different ideas of what's friendly. 那么  我们对友谊的理解真是天壤之别

That's an angry serve. 那是个愤怒的发球

Well, it's been a long week. 这周经历了太多事

Kind of been storing it up. 蓄积已久的能量爆发了

A strong slice is only half the battle. 有力的旋转球只是获胜的一半

You've got to kill it on the return, too, you know. 击回球的时候也必须下狠劲  明白吗

Well, I'm just warming up. 好吧  我只是热身罢了

So I hook¹ up with her in the library, 我跟她是在图书馆勾搭上的

but you can't get serious 但在社科类书架下

in the sociology² stacks, right? 做什么都没感觉  不是吗

So I take her back to my dorm room. 于是我就把她带回了寝室

I can't believe you're telling this story. 真不敢相信你竟然讲这件事

Let him finish. I want to hear. 让他说完  我想听

She wants to hear! 她想听呢

So, I get her back. 我就把她带回去了

You know, he's sound asleep, of course. 当然  他睡得像头猪

I get her shirt off, things are happening, 我脱了她的衣服  开始亲热

life is good, and then this geek, 生活多美好啊  就在此时这呆子

right here, starts laughing in his sleep. 就是你  开始在梦中狂笑

Now, he's done this before, but this chick, 他以前也在梦中笑过  但这女孩

she does not believe that he's asleep. 根本不相信他睡着了

Which I was. 我确实睡着了

You laugh in your sleep? 你在梦里大笑吗

Mm-hmm. That's cute. 没错  真可爱

It's better than snoring. 总比打鼾好吧

Right. Uh, you were up. 没错  你准备好了吧

Ah, no. It's her turn. 不  轮到她了

Take it for me. I'm gonna grab³ some water. 你先玩会儿吧  我去买点喝的

Dude, you are so screwed. 兄弟  你死定了

It--it's not what you think it is. 这  这不是你想的那样

Don't give me that look. 别那样看着我

I didn't pursue this. It just happened. 我也不想这样  但爱是没有理由的

And that makes it okay? 那这事就合乎情理了吗

 

1 hook   

vt.钩住；n.钩子，钩状物

参考例句：

• The blacksmith forged a bar of iron into a hook.铁匠把一根铁条锻造成一个钩子。
• He hangs up his scarf on the hook behind the door.他把围巾挂在门后的衣钩上。

2 sociology   

n.社会学，社会关系学，群落生态学

参考例句：

• He is studying sociology.他正研究社会学。
• A pioneer of legal sociology in Germany was Max Weber.德国法律社会学的先驱是马克斯·韦伯。

3 grab   

vt./n.攫取，抓取；vi.攫取，抓住(at)

参考例句：

• It is rude to grab a seat.抢占座位是不礼貌的。
• The thief made a grab at my bag but I pushed him away.贼想抢我的手提包，但被我推开了。