《美少女的谎言》第92期:为什么不放过他？

Man:See, I've got this faculty¹ dinner to go to next saturday night,

我下周六晚有个教工晚宴要参加

and honestly, I don't think I can do it.

但说实在的 我觉得我做不到

It's at this moroccan restaurant out by campus.

地点就在学校旁边的摩洛哥餐厅

I'm not very adventurous²

对于我叫不出名字的食物

with foods I can't pronounce.

我一直不太敢尝试

Ella was my taste-tester.

埃拉一直是我的品尝师

Woman:You should call me.

你应该打电话给我

I'll walk you through the menu.

我可以帮你看看菜单

Man:Why don't you come with me and make sure I don't eat goat?

要不你和我一起去 以防我吃到羊肉

I've been there. They do a very nice goat.

我去过那里 他们的羊肉做的很好吃

Teacher:Move! All the way in, people!

往前走 别停

You don't need to touch every locker³.

你们不必伸手碰每个柜子

Come on!

快点

Boy:This sucks.

那真是糟透了

First time I get to photograph a real tornado⁴,

我第一次有机会拍真正的龙卷风

and they shove us in a room without windows.

他们却把我们推到一个没有窗户的小屋里

You don't want to see a real tornado.

你不会想看到真正的龙卷风的

Mona:Of course he does. He wants to get to Oz

他当然想 他还想去奥兹国

so he can ask the wizard for a penis.

请巫师帮他变性

Hanna:Mona, can I talk to you for a sec?

梦娜 我能和你谈谈吗

Why can't you leave him alone?

你就不能放过他吗

What has he ever done to you?

他对你做过什么吗

Besides remind you that two short years ago, we were him.

别忘了 在两年前 我们也和他一样

Mona:He bugs⁵ me.

我看他不爽

Hanna:Yeah, well, I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz.

好吧 我觉得你才是该去奥兹国的人

See if the wizard can find you a heart.

也许巫师能帮你找到你的心

1 faculty   

n.才能；学院，系；(学院或系的)全体教学人员

参考例句：

• He has a great faculty for learning foreign languages.他有学习外语的天赋。
• He has the faculty of saying the right thing at the right time.他有在恰当的时候说恰当的话的才智。

2 adventurous   

adj.爱冒险的；惊心动魄的，惊险的，刺激的　

参考例句：

• I was filled with envy at their adventurous lifestyle.我很羨慕他们敢于冒险的生活方式。
• He was predestined to lead an adventurous life.他注定要过冒险的生活。

3 locker   

n.更衣箱，储物柜，冷藏室，上锁的人

参考例句：

• At the swimming pool I put my clothes in a locker.在游泳池我把衣服锁在小柜里。
• He moved into the locker room and began to slip out of his scrub suit.他走进更衣室把手术服脱下来。

4 tornado   

n.飓风，龙卷风

参考例句：

• A tornado whirled into the town last week.龙卷风上周袭击了这座城市。
• The approaching tornado struck awe in our hearts.正在逼近的龙卷风使我们惊恐万分。

5 bugs   

adj.疯狂的，发疯的n.窃听器( bug的名词复数 )；病菌；虫子；[计算机]（制作软件程序所产生的意料不到的）错误

参考例句：

• All programs have bugs and need endless refinement. 所有的程序都有漏洞，都需要不断改进。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The sacks of rice were swarming with bugs. 一袋袋的米里长满了虫子。 来自《简明英汉词典》