A: So whats your guys take on all this global warming hysteria in the media? B: Its pretty serious, man. There have been tons of scientific studies and the scientific community says that the earth is heating up. We need to make some drastic changes t...
A: Car trouble center. How may I help you? B: My car wont start! Stupid old car! A: Hold on, before you kick your car lets go through some possible problems. B: Fine. A: OK, first of all, can you turn the key in the ignition? B: Yeah! I am here with...
A: How about this floor lamp? B: Fine, just get it! We have been shopping for furniure for five hours! Im so tired! A: We still need to find an armoire and a dresser. B: Fine! I am going to go home and drop off this nightstand, coffee table and lov...
A: Thank you for organizing this great baby shower for me! Ive always been to baby showers but never actually had one held for me! Lets get started! B: Ok, lets start opening some presents! A: Oh look! What a great little bib for the baby! This will...
Jeff: Joanne, lets not make this divorce any more acrimonious than it already is, okay? Lets just get down to business and start dividing this stuff up fairly, so we can go our separate ways, alright? Joanne:Fine with me. I just want to get this over...
Mark:Thanks a lot for pitching in once again, Judy, we really appreciate your help. It seems that at this time of year there are more and more people who are struggling to make ends meet. There arent many professional chefs like you who are so gene...
John: OK darling, got some pizzas, potato chips, hot dogs and lots of cheese! Kelly: Oh John, I thought we said we would start eating right! Remember? Our new healthy lifestyle? Thats all junk food! John:Hrumph! Right, so what did you get? Kelly: Wel...
A: Honey, we are all out of wine and cheese. Do you mind running to the deli and picking up a few things? B: Cant it wait? Im watching the game right now! A: Your friends and family are coming over tonight and we still need to get a lot of things. B:...
A: OK, class, settle down. I have the results of your individual personality tests. I am going to hand them out and if youd like, you can read them out loud to the rest of the class. B: Ill read mine! A: OK, go ahead. B: It says here that I am advent...
A: Hi, Daniel, how are you holding up? I am greatly sorry for your loss. B: Thank you, Im doing much better. Ive begun organizing everything for the funeral. A: Hows that going? B: Its a lot harder than I imagined. There are many things that you ha...
A: I, Luke Thompson, residing in California, being of sound mind, do hereby declare this instrument to be my last will and testament. A: I hereby revoke all previous wills and codicils. A: I direct that the disposition of my remains be as follows: I...
Jim: Hey. Why did you take that money? You are such a cheater! I should send you to jail! Karen: I am not cheating. When you pass go, you collect $200, Everyone knows that! Jim: Well you cant just take the money. You have to ask the bank for money. A...
Cindy: Mother, father, Id like to introduce you to my fiance, Bob. Miranda: Hello, Bob. Welcome. Bob: Thanks for having me. Nice to meet the both of you. Ive heard so much! Thurston: So Cindy told you about bringing home her last boyfriend, then? Hah...
A: Sorry to bother you sir, but I have some bad news. B: What is it? A: Well, the stock market just took a huge plunge and weve lost a lot of money! B: What do you mean? What happened? A: There are many factors that weigh in, but NASDAQ is down 200 p...
A: What are you doing? B: Im just looking for a nice pillow on Ebay. A: You are shopping for a pillow online? Thats absurd! B: Why? I dont have to leave the house or browse a dozen stores to find what Im looking for. This way, I just search for it on...