Mr. Smith: Im glad you could find time to meet with me, Mr. Johnson. I cant think of a nicer environment for our meeting today, the ambiance here is lovely! Mr. Johnson: No problem, if possible I always combine business with pleasure. Now, lets hear...
Lawyer: Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, My client, Robert Malone, has been accused of a crime he did not commit. The prosecution has accused my client of being a pickpocket! I know we have heard the testimony of many people here today p...
Todd:Hello, thanks for calling 123 Tech Help, Im Todd. How can I help you? Client: Hello? Can you help me? My computer! Oh man... Todd:Its okay sir, calm down. What happened? Client: I turned on my laptop and it broke! I mean, the monitor went black!...
A:We have been going around in circles for the past hour! Will you just please stop and ask for directions? B:We are not lost! Im just taking the scenic route. A:Yeah, whatever.I told you we should buy that GPS that was on sale, but would you listen...
A: Welcome to the National Post. How may I help you? B: Hi, I would like to send this package to China, and these postcards as well. A: Very well. You will need some stamps for the postcards and I need to weigh that package, too. B: Great. How much i...
A: Im hungry, lets grab a bite to eat. B: Sure! How about we go home and prepare a couple of sandwiches? A: Nah! Lets go get a burger and fries. B: All you ever do is have unhealthy fast food Pizza, fries, burgers and hot dogs! You have to start eati...
A: Hey,Joe! Where have you been these past few days? B: Ive been busy with a first aid course that I started about a week ago at the Red Cross. A: Cool! Ive always wanted to do something like that! Have you learned anything useful? B: For sure! I m...
A: Hello everyone, and welcome to our CPR for beginners course. First of all, does anyone know what CPR stands for? B: Cardiopulmonary resuscitation! A: Thats right! We apply CPR in the case of cardiac arrest or pulmonary arrest. B: What does that...
A: Alright class, now that were all dressed up lets see what professions you chose. Ah, I see a fireman, a police officer, a medic, and a lifeguard! Can anyone tell me what these people have in common? B: They save people from bad things? A: Thats ri...
A: Welcome to Bills Fabric World. What can I do for you today? B: I was wondering if you guys also tailor clothes? A: Sure we do! We have the best tailors in the country! What is it that you need exactly? B: Well, Im looking to get a custom-made suit...
A: Woo hoo! This just might be the start of the rest of my life! B: What happened? A: Im in the market for a job! I went on a website with hundreds of job listings in the area and browsed through them until I got the names of a few employers I would...
A: Oh, man. I had the best supper last night. My wife made a stir-fry and it was amazing! B:I love stir fry crispy bitesized vegetables covered in a mixture of soy sauce and oyster sauce. Wilted greens and fresh bean sprouts. Throw in some onion and...
A: Mr. and Mrs. Robinson! Lets get straight to it. You have saved up your money for years and are now ready to build your dream home. What did you have in mind? B: A suburban bungalow straight out of the sixties! A perfect lawn with minimal landscapi...
Bob: Those are the headlines for today, and now for the international weather report with Mike Sanderson. Mike: Thank you, Bob! This past week has been the beginning of Armageddon for many, a series of unprecedented meteorological events occurred aro...
A:Did you set your clock forward for daylight savings time? B: What? Why do we have to do that? A: Well, at the start of the spring we usually have more daylight in the mornings and less in the afternoon. This is basically due to our position on the...