第807期:当你老爸得知你在车里加了橄榄油后

 

在推特上发起了一个恶作剧的短信挑战，给一个人发短信撒谎并且分享他们的反应，这个帖子的挑战是给你的老爸们发短信，告诉他们把橄榄油加进油箱。今天我们就来分享下这个恶搞的帖子。

Text your dad this pic and “I put oil in my car and now it's making weird¹ sounds?" Post replies.

发给你爸爸这张照片，“我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？”

贴上你们老爸的回复。

I put oil in my car and now it's making weird sounds?

I was going to say you should take it to the car dealership² and then when I look at the picture I decided³ that it’s probably best for you to check into a mental hospital.

我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？

我本来想说你应该把它带到汽车经销店，然后当我看照片时，我决定你最好去精神病院看看。

I put oil in my car and now it's making weird sounds?

That’ll do it

Well what do I do now?

Walk

Ok

我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？

-那就行了

-我现在该怎么办？

-步行

-好的

-I put oil in my car and now it's making weird sounds?

-Sigh.

-It’s too early to be drinking.

-我在车里放了油，现在车发出奇怪的声音？

-哎！（叹气）

-你不该这么早喝酒！

-I put oil in my car and now it's making weird sounds?

-Cars are not vegetarian⁴.

-我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？

-汽车不吃素食。

-I put this oil in my car this morning and it was making weird noises what should I do?

-Save money for a new car

-我今早给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？我该怎么办？

-攒钱买辆新车。

-Dad

-Kelsey

-I put oil in my car and now it’s making weird noises.

-Were you making a salad in the engine?

-爸爸。

-凯尔西。

-我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？

-你在发动机里做沙拉吗？

1 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

2 dealership   

n.商品特许经销处

参考例句：

• The car dealership has a large inventory of used cars. 这家汽车经销商拥有数量庞大的二手车。
• A key to this effort is the experience in the dealership. 达到这个成果的关键是销售的体验。

3 decided   

adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的

参考例句：

• This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
• There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

4 vegetarian   

n.素食者；adj.素食的

参考例句：

• She got used gradually to the vegetarian diet.她逐渐习惯吃素食。
• I didn't realize you were a vegetarian.我不知道你是个素食者。