看老友记学英语 谁偷吃了我的三明治

What's wrong,buddy?

你怎么啦？

Someone at work ate my sandwich.

有同事偷吃我的三明治

What did the police say?

条子怎么说？

My Thanksgiving leftover¹ sandwich.

那是感恩节剩下的三明治

I can't believe someone ate it.

竟然给人偷吃掉

It's just a sandwich.

不过是个三明治嘛

Just a sandwich?

不过是个三明治？

I am 30 years old,okay?

我今年30岁，

I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted².

已经离婚两次 还没地方可住

That sandwich was the only good thing in my life!

那个三明治是我人生中 唯一美好的事情

Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!

结果唯一美好的事情 竟然给人偷吃掉

That's a nice sweater vest.

这件毛线背心不错

I have enough for one more sandwich.

我还有材料可以再做一个三明治

I was going to eat it myself,but....

我本来自己要吃…

Mon,that would be incredible. Thank you so much.

太好了，真是谢谢你

I still can't believe someone ate it!

我到现在还不相信有人偷吃了

Look,I left a note and everything.

我还留了一张纸条在上面

"Knock-knock." "Who's there?"

“叩叩叩”，“谁啊？”

"Ross Geller's lunch."

“罗斯盖勒的午餐”

"Ross Geller's lunch,who?"

“哪个罗斯盖勒的午餐？”

"Ross Geller's lunch. Please don't take me. Okay?"

“这是罗斯盖勒的午餐 请勿偷走我”

I'm surprised you didn't wear it home.

你没被扁就该偷笑了

Want to keep your food? Scare people off.

不想让别人偷吃你的东西？ 那就得吓跑他们

I learned that on the street.

这是我在街头流浪学到的

Really?

真的？

What would you say,Phoebe?

不然你怎么说，菲比？

Stuff like: "Keep your mitts³ off my grub."

例如“脏手少碰我的馊水”？

Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie?

罗斯，你以为菲比 当年是在演温苦女流浪记吗？

This'll keep them away from your stuff.

贴上这张纸条就没人敢偷吃了

Phoebe,you are a badass!

菲比，你真狠

Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop.

下次再告诉你们 我拿刀捅条子的事

He stabbed me first!

是他先捅我的

1 leftover   

n.剩货，残留物，剩饭；adj.残余的

参考例句：

• These narrow roads are a leftover from the days of horse-drawn carriages.这些小道是从马车时代沿用下来的。
• Wonder if that bakery lets us take leftover home.不知道那家糕饼店会不会让我们把卖剩的带回家。

2 evicted   

v.（依法从房屋里或土地上）驱逐，赶出( evict的过去式和过去分词 )

参考例句：

• A number of tenants have been evicted for not paying the rent. 许多房客因不付房租被赶了出来。
• They had evicted their tenants for non-payment of rent. 他们赶走了未交房租的房客。

3 mitts   

n.露指手套，棒球手套，拳击手套( mitt的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• I'd love to get my mitts on one of those. 我很想得到一个那样的东西。
• Those are my cigarettes; get your mitts off them. 那是我的香烟，别动它。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》