趣味英语第156期:怎么能让麦莉·赛勒斯把衣服穿上

Alexis Williams:

亚历克西斯·威廉姆斯问道：

"How can we get Miley Cyrus to keep her clothes on?"

“怎么能让麦莉·赛勒斯把衣服穿上？”

The world may never know.

这个世界上可能永远不会有人知道方法。

No idea! I never even saw her have her clothes off.

不知道！我甚至从来没看到过她不穿衣服。

I say let it all out. I'd disagree with you.

要我说应该让她把衣服都脱掉。我不赞同你。

I like Miley Cyrus with her clothes off. That's what makes her Miley Cyrus, so I hope she keeps her clothes off.

我喜欢麦莉·赛勒斯把衣服脱掉。那样才是麦莉·赛勒斯，所以我希望她继续不穿衣服。

I actually think it's too late to try that. I think she's been without her clothes for long enough.

实际上我认为现在这样做已经太晚了。我想她已经很长时间不穿衣服了。

It's kind of impossible at this point, but if you want to relive the days when she was fully¹ clothed² there's always Hannah Montana.

目前来看这是不可能的，不过如果你想重温她穿着完整的日子，那你可以看她扮演的汉娜·蒙塔娜。

Super glue. Super glue's the answer to that one. It's the only thing I can think that will work.

用强力胶。答案是用强力胶。这是我能想到的唯一可以行得通的方法。

I have not seen Miley Cyrus without her clothes on and I don't want to.

我没看到过麦莉·赛勒斯不穿衣服，而且我也不想看到。

Show her people who started off as good people but are now, like drug addicts³ or something and tell her that you don't want her to end up that way.

给她看一些例子，有些人以前是好人，但是现在成为了吸毒者，告诉她你不希望她最后也变成这样。

She's so used to doing it that I think she would have to go to rehab to make her think a different way.

她已经非常习惯这种状态了，我想要让她改变思考方式，那必须让她去接受康复治疗。

That sounds like me when I was a baby. You have to put on pants sooner or later.

那听起来像我还是婴儿的时候。你早晚要穿上裤子。

Tweet her and be like, "Girl, you need to cover that stuff⁴ up."

在推特上给她发消息，跟她说，“姑娘，你要遮住重点部位。”

Send her an email, make some suggestions. Tell her that you prefer to see her with her clothes on.

给她发邮件，提一些建议。告诉她你更喜欢看到她穿衣服的样子。

Ask her to keep her clothes on. "May you please keep your clothing on instead of taking them off and being a free spirit?"

让她把衣服穿上。“请你把衣服穿上，而不是脱掉衣服做自由的灵魂，好吗？”

Keep your clothes on. Nobody wants to see your bajanga. That's a very hard question cause you know Miley Cyrus... wacko.

把衣服穿上。没人想看到你的裸体。这个问题很难，因为你知道麦莉·赛勒斯是个疯子。

1 fully   

adv.完全地，全部地，彻底地；充分地

参考例句：

• The doctor asked me to breathe in,then to breathe out fully.医生让我先吸气，然后全部呼出。
• They soon became fully integrated into the local community.他们很快就完全融入了当地人的圈子。

2 clothed   

v.clothe的过去式和过去分词；穿…；授以adj.穿…衣服的；覆盖著…的

参考例句：

• a man clothed in black 黑衣男子
• Her partially clothed body was found in woods nearby. 在附近的小树林里发现了她半裸的尸体。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 addicts   

有…瘾的人( addict的名词复数 )； 入迷的人

参考例句：

• a unit for rehabilitating drug addicts 帮助吸毒者恢复正常生活的机构
• There is counseling to help Internet addicts?even online. 有咨询机构帮助网络沉迷者。 来自超越目标英语 第3册

4 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。