趣味英语第158期:朋友不喜欢《星球大战》怎么办

Crafty¹ panda:

Crafty panda问道：

"What do I do if my friend doesn't like Star Wars?"

“如果我朋友不喜欢《星球大战》，我该怎么办？”

Just shoot 'em. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

离开他们。你的生活中不需要那种消极感觉。

He's not your friend. I'm pretty sure he's not your friend then. Just leave him.

他不是你的朋友。我很确定他并不是你的朋友。离开他就好。

You need new friends, all right? There's no alternative. - Do you like Star Wars? - (Finebros) Uh, duh! Okay, that's what I thought! (chuckling)

你需要新朋友，知道吗？没有别的选择。-你喜欢《星球大战》吗？-（废话！）好，我也是这么想的！（窃笑）

Maybe you could do something else with your friend?

也许你可以和你的朋友做些其他的事情？

If your friend doesn't like Star Wars, find a film or a game that you both like and enjoy that with that friend.

如果你朋友不喜欢《星球大战》，那就找个你和你朋友都喜欢的电影和游戏，一起享受美好时光。

You just try to get them into Star Wars.

你要试着让他们喜欢《星球大战》。

I think the most obvious answer is to show them Star Wars.

我想最明显的答案是，给他们看《星球大战》。

Blindfold² them, take them downstairs, put on the movie, and then tape them to the couch³.

蒙住他们的眼睛，把他们带下楼，播放电影，然后让他们坐在沙发上。

You could try to take him to see it again, explain to him what you like about it.

你可以试着让他再看一遍《星球大战》，给他解释你喜欢《星球大战》的原因。

Take him to all the movies! Do a marathon with him and then, by the time it's over with, he'll love it.

带他去看所有的《星球大战》电影！你和他一起看，等全部看完的时候，他会喜欢上《星球大战》的。

Take him or her on the ride at Disney Land. Ooh, and then he or she will want to start watching it. Yeah. (imitates bomb exploding)

带他或她去迪斯尼乐园。哦，然后他或她就会想看《星球大战》的。就是这样。（模仿炸弹爆炸的声音）

1 crafty   

adj.狡猾的，诡诈的

参考例句：

• He admired the old man for his crafty plan.他敬佩老者的神机妙算。
• He was an accomplished politician and a crafty autocrat.他是个有造诣的政治家，也是个狡黠的独裁者。

2 blindfold   

vt.蒙住…的眼睛；adj.盲目的；adv.盲目地；n.蒙眼的绷带[布等]； 障眼物，蒙蔽人的事物

参考例句：

• They put a blindfold on a horse.他们给马蒙上遮眼布。
• I can do it blindfold.我闭着眼睛都能做。

3 couch   

n.睡椅，长沙发椅；vt.表达，隐含

参考例句：

• Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
• The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。