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The Ransomes had been burgled. “Robbed,” Mrs. Ransome said. “Burgled,” Mr. Ransome corrected. Premises2 were burgled; persons were robbed. Mr. Ransome was a solicitor3 by profession and thought words mattered. Though “burgled” was the wrong word too. Burglars select; they pick; they remove one item and ignore others. There is a limit to what burglars can take: they seldom take easy chairs, for example, and even more seldom settees. These burglars did. They took everything.
The Ransomes had been to the opera, to Così fan tutte (or Così as Mrs. Ransome had learned to call it). Mozart played an important part in their marriage. They had no children and but for Mozart would probably have split up years ago. Mr. Ransome always took a bath when he came home from work and then he had his supper. After supper he took another bath, this time in Mozart. He wallowed in Mozart; he luxuriated in him; he let the little Viennese soak away all the dirt and disgustingness he had had to sit through in his office all day. On this particular evening he had been to the public baths, Covent Garden, where their seats were immediately behind the Home Secretary. He too was taking a bath and washing away the cares of his day, cares, if only in the form of a statistic5, that were about to include the Ransomes.
On a normal evening, though, Mr. Ransome shared his bath with no one, Mozart coming personalized via his headphones and a stack of complex and finely balanced stereo equipment that Mrs. Ransome was never allowed to touch. She blamed the stereo for the burglary as that was what the robbers were probably after in the first place. The theft of stereos is common; the theft of fitted carpets is not.
“Perhaps they wrapped the stereo in the carpet,” said Mrs. Ransome.
Mr. Ransome shuddered6 and said her fur coat was more likely, whereupon Mrs. Ransome started crying again.
It had not been much of a Così. Mrs. Ransome could not follow the plot and Mr. Ransome, who never tried, found the performance did not compare with the four recordings8 he possessed9 of the work. The acting10 he invariably found distracting. “None of them knows what to do with their arms,” he said to his wife in the interval11. Mrs. Ransome thought it probably went further than their arms but did not say so. She was wondering if the casserole she had left in the oven would get too dry at Gas Mark 4. Perhaps 3 would have been better. Dry it may well have been but there was no need to have worried. The thieves took the oven and the casserole with it.
The Ransomes lived in an Edwardian block of flats the color of ox blood not far from Regent’s Park. It was handy for the City, though Mrs. Ransome would have preferred something farther out, seeing herself with a trug in a garden, vaguely12. But she was not gifted in that direction. An African violet that her cleaning lady had given her at Christmas had finally given up the ghost that very morning and she had been forced to hide it in the wardrobe out of Mrs. Clegg’s way. More wasted effort. The wardrobe had gone too.
They had no neighbors to speak of, or seldom to. Occasionally they ran into people in the lift and both parties would smile cautiously. Once they had asked some newcomers on their floor around to sherry, but he had turned out to be what he called “a big band freak” and she had been a dental receptionist with a time-share in Portugal, so one way and another it had been an awkward evening and they had never repeated the experience. These days the turnover13 of tenants14 seemed increasingly rapid and the lift more and more wayward. People were always moving in and out again, some of them Arabs.
“I mean,” said Mrs. Ransome, “it’s getting like a hotel.”
“I wish you wouldn’t keep saying ‘I mean,’ ” said Mr. Ransome. “It adds nothing to the sense.”
He got enough of what he called “this sloppy15 way of talking” at work; the least he could ask for at home, he felt, was correct English. So Mrs. Ransome, who normally had very little to say, now tended to say even less.
When the Ransomes had moved into Naseby Mansions16 the flats boasted a commissionaire in a plum-colored uniform that matched the color of the building. He had died one afternoon in 1982 as he was hailing a taxi for Mrs. Brabourne on the second floor, who had forgone17 it in order to let it take him to hospital. None of his successors had shown the same zeal18 in office or pride in the uniform and eventually the function of commissionaire had merged19 with that of the caretaker, who was never to be found on the door and seldom to be found anywhere, his lair20 a hot scullery behind the boiler21 room where he slept much of the day in an armchair that had been thrown out by one of the tenants.
On the night in question the caretaker was asleep, though unusually for him not in the armchair but at the theater. On the lookout22 for a classier type of girl he had decided23 to attend an adult education course where he had opted24 to study English; given the opportunity, he had told the lecturer, he would like to become a voracious25 reader. The lecturer had some exciting though not very well formulated26 ideas about art and the workplace, and learning he was a caretaker had got him tickets for the play of the same name, thinking the resultant insights would be a stimulant27 to group interaction. It was an evening the caretaker found no more satisfying than the Ransomes did Così and the insights he gleaned28 limited: “So far as your actual caretaking was concerned,” he reported to the class, “it was bollocks.” The lecturer consoled himself with the hope that, unknown to the caretaker, the evening might have opened doors. In this he was right: the doors in question belonged to the Ransomes’ flat.
The police came around eventually, though there was more to it than picking up the phone. The thieves had done that anyway, all three phones in fact, neatly29 snipping30 off the wire flush with the skirting board so that, with no answer from the flat opposite (“Sharing time in Portugal, probably,” Mr. Ransome said, “or at a big band concert”), he was forced to sally forth31 in search of a phone box. “No joke,” as he said to Mrs. Ransome now that phone boxes doubled as public conveniences. The first two Mr. Ransome tried didn’t even do that, urinals solely32, the phone long since ripped out. A mobile would have been the answer, of course, but Mr. Ransome had resisted this innovation (“Betrays a lack of organization”), as he resisted most innovations except those in the sphere of stereophonic reproduction.
He wandered on through deserted33 streets, wondering how people managed. The pubs had closed, the only place open a launderette with, in the window, a pay phone. This struck Mr. Ransome as a stroke of luck; never having had cause to use such an establishment he had not realized that washing clothes ran to such a facility; but being new to launderettes meant also that he was not certain if someone who was not actually washing clothes was permitted to take advantage of it. However, the phone was currently being used by the sole occupant of the place, an old lady in two overcoats who had plainly not laundered34 her clothes in some time, so Mr. Ransome took courage.
She was standing35 with the phone pressed to her dirty ear, not talking, but not really listening either.
“Could you hurry, please,” Mr. Ransome said. “This is an emergency.”
“So is this, dear,” said the woman. “I’m calling Padstow, only they’re not answering.”
“I want to call the police,” said Mr. Ransome.
“Been attacked, have you?” said the woman. “I was attacked last week. It’s par4 for the course these days. He was only a toddler. It’s ringing but there’s a long corridor. They tend to have a hot drink about this time. They’re nuns36,” she said explanatorily.
“Nuns?” said Mr. Ransome. “Are you sure they won’t have gone to bed?”
“No. They’re up and down all night having the services. There’s always somebody about.”
She went on listening to the phone ringing in Cornwall.
“Can’t it wait?” asked Mr. Ransome, seeing his effects halfway37 up the M1. “Speed is of the essence.”
“I know,” said the old lady, “whereas nuns have got all the time in the world. That’s the beauty of it except when it comes to answering the phone. I aim to go on retreat there in May.”
“But it’s only February,” Mr. Ransome said. “I . . .”
“They get booked up,” explained the old lady. “There’s no talking and three meals a day so do you wonder? They use it as a holiday home for religious of both sexes.You wouldn’t think nuns needed holidays. Prayer doesn’t take it out of you. Not like bus conducting. Still ringing. They’ve maybe finished their hot drink and adjourned38 to the chapel39. I suppose I could ring later, only . . .” She looked at the coins waiting in Mr. Ransome’s hand. “I’ve put my money in now.”
Mr. Ransome gave her a pound and she took the other 50p besides, saying, “You don’t need money for 999.”
She put the receiver down and her money came back of its own accord, but Mr. Ransome was so anxious to get on with his call he scarcely noticed. It was only later, sitting on the floor of what had been their bedroom, that he said out loud, “Do you remember Button A and Button B? They’ve gone, you know. I never noticed.”
“Everything’s gone,” said Mrs. Ransome, not catching40 his drift, “the air freshener, the soap dish. They can’t be human; I mean they’ve even taken the lavatory41 brush.”
“Fire, police, or ambulance?” said a woman’s voice.
“Police,” said Mr. Ransome. There was a pause.
“I feel better for that banana,” said a man’s voice. “Yes? Police.” Mr. Ransome began to explain but the man cut him short. “Anyone in danger?” He was chewing.
“No,” said Mr. Ransome, “but . . .”
“Any threat to the person?”
“No,” said Mr. Ransome, “only . . .”
“Slight bottleneck42 at the moment, chief,” said the voice. “Bear with me while I put you on hold.”
Mr. Ransome found himself listening to a Strauss waltz.
“They’re probably having a hot drink,” said the old lady, who he could smell was still at his elbow.
“Sorry about that,” the voice said five minutes later. “We’re on manual at the moment. The computer’s got hiccups43. How may I help you?”
Mr. Ransome explained there had been a burglary and gave the address.
“Are you on the phone?”
“Of course,” said Mr. Ransome, “only . . .”
“And the number is?”
“They’ve taken the phone,” said Mr. Ransome.
“Nothing new there,” said the voice. “Cordless job?”
“No,” said Mr. Ransome. “One was in the sitting room, one was by the bed. . . .”
“We don’t want to get bogged44 down in detail,” said the voice. “Besides, the theft of a phone isn’t the end of the world. What was the number again?”
It was after one o’clock when Mr. Ransome got back and Mrs. Ransome, already beginning to pick up the threads, was in what had been their bedroom, sitting with her back to the wall in the place where she would have been in bed had there been a bed to be in. She had done a lot of crying while Mr. Ransome was out but had now wiped her eyes, having decided she was going to make the best of things.
“I thought you might be dead,” she said.
“Why dead?”
“Well, it never rains but it pours.”
“I was in one of these launderettes if you want to know. It was terrible. What are you eating?”
“A cough sweet. I found it in my bag.” This was one of the sweets Mr. Ransome insisted she take with her whenever they went to the opera ever since she had had a snuffle all the way through Fidelio.
“Is there another?”
“No,” said Mrs. Ransome, sucking. “This is the last.”
Mr. Ransome went to the lavatory, only realizing when it was too late that the burglary had been so comprehensive as to have taken in both the toilet roll and its holder45.
“There’s no paper,” called Mrs. Ransome.
The only paper in the flat was the program from Così and passing it around the door Mrs. Ransome saw, not without satisfaction, that Mr. Ransome was going to have to wipe his bottom on a picture of Mozart.
Both unwieldy and unyielding the glossy46 brochure (sponsored by Barclays Bank PLC) was uncomfortable to use and unsinkable afterwards, and three flushes notwithstanding, the fierce eye of Sir Georg Solti still came squinting47 resentfully around the bend of the pan.
“Better?” said Mrs. Ransome.
“No,” said her husband and settled down beside her against the wall. However, finding the skirting board dug into her back Mrs. Ransome changed her position to lie at right angles to her husband so that her head now rested on his thigh48, a situation it had not been in for many a long year. While telling himself this was an emergency it was a conjunction Mr. Ransome found both uncomfortable and embarrassing, but which seemed to suit his wife as she straightaway went off to sleep, leaving Mr. Ransome staring glumly49 at the wall opposite and its now uncurtained window, from which, he noted50 wonderingly, the burglars had even stolen the curtain rings.
It was four o’clock before the police arrived, a big middle-aged51 man in a raincoat, who said he was a detective sergeant52, and a sensitive-looking young constable53 in uniform, who didn’t say anything at all.
“You’ve taken your time,” said Mr. Ransome.
“Yes,” said the sergeant. “We would have been earlier but there was a slight . . . ah, glitch54 as they say. Rang the wrong doorbell. The fault of mi-laddo here. Saw the name Hanson and . . .”
“No,” said Mr. Ransome. “Ransome.”
“Yes. We established that . . . eventually. Just moved in, have you?” said the sergeant, surveying the bare boards.
“No,” said Mr. Ransome. “We’ve been here for thirty years.”
“Fully furnished, was it?”
“Of course,” said Mr. Ransome. “It was a normal home.”
“A settee, easy chairs, a clock,” said Mrs. Ransome. “We had everything.”
“Television?” said the constable, timidly.
“Yes,” said Mrs. Ransome.
“Only we didn’t watch it much,” said Mr. Ransome.
“Video recorder?”
“No,” said Mr. Ransome. “Life’s complicated enough.”
“CD player?”
“Yes,” said Mrs. Ransome and Mr. Ransome together.
“And my wife had a fur coat,” said Mr. Ransome. “My insurers have a list of the valuables.”
“In that case,” said the sergeant, “you are laughing. I’ll just have a little wander round if you don’t mind, while Constable Partridge takes down the details. People opposite see the intruder?”
“Away in Portugal,” said Mr. Ransome.
“Caretaker?”
“Probably in Portugal too,” said Mr. Ransome, “for all we see of him.”
“Partridge is one of our graduate entrants,” said the sergeant, examining the front door. “Lock not forced, I see. He’s just climbing the ladder. There wouldn’t be such a thing as a cup of tea, would there?”
“No,” said Mr. Ransome shortly, “because there wouldn’t be such a thing as a teapot. Not to mention a tea bag to put in it.”
“I take it you’ll want counseling,” said the constable.
“What?”
“Someone comes along and holds your hand,” said the sergeant, looking at the window. “Partridge thinks it’s important.”
“We’re all human,” said the constable.
“I’m a solicitor,” said Mr. Ransome.
“Well,” said the sergeant, “perhaps your missus could give it a try. We like to keep Partridge happy.”
Mrs. Ransome smiled helpfully.
“I’ll put yes,” said the constable.
“They didn’t leave anything behind, did they?” asked the sergeant, sniffing55 and reaching up to run his hand along the picture-rail.
“I didn’t mean something of yours,” said the sergeant. “I meant something of theirs.” He sniffed57 again, inquiringly. “A calling card.”
“A calling card?” said Mrs. Ransome.
“Excrement58,” said the sergeant. “Burglary is a nervous business. They often feel the need to open their bowels59 when doing a job.”
“Which is another way of saying it, sergeant,” said the constable.
“Another way of saying what, Partridge?”
“Doing a job is another way of saying opening the bowels. In France,” said the constable, “it’s known as posting a sentry60.”
“Oh, teach you that at Leatherhead, did they?” said the sergeant. “Partridge is a graduate of the police college.”
“It’s like a university,” explained the constable, “only they don’t have scarves.”
“Anyway,” said the sergeant, “have a scout61 around. For the excrement, I mean. They can be very creative about it. Burglary in Pangbourne I attended once where they done it halfway up the wall in an eighteenth-century light fitting. Any other sphere and they’d have got the Duke of Edinburgh’s Award.”
“You’ve perhaps not noticed,” Mr. Ransome said grimly, “but we don’t have any light fittings.”
“That would be irony,” said the constable.
“Oh would it?” said the sergeant. “And there was me thinking it was just some foul-assed, light-fingered little smackhead afflicted63 with incontinence. Still, while we’re talking about bodily functions, before we take our leave I’ll just pay a visit myself.”
Too late Mr. Ransome realized he should have warned him and took refuge in the kitchen.
The sergeant came out shaking his head.
“Well at least our friends had the decency64 to use the toilet but they’ve left it in a disgusting state. I never thought I’d have to do a Jimmy Riddle65 over Dame66 Kiri Te Kanawa. Her recording7 of West Side Story is one of the gems67 of my record collection.”
“To be fair,” said Mrs. Ransome, “that was my husband.”
“Dear me,” said the sergeant.
“What was?” said Mr. Ransome, coming back into the room.
“Nothing,” said his wife.
“Do you think you’ll catch them?” said Mr. Ransome as he stood at the door with the two policemen.
The sergeant laughed.
“Well, miracles do happen, even in the world of law enforcement. Nobody got a grudge68 against you, have they?”
“I’m a solicitor,” said Mr. Ransome. “It’s possible.”
“And it’s not somebody’s idea of a joke?”
“A joke?” said Mr. Ransome.
“Just a thought,” said the sergeant. “But if it’s your genuine burglar, I’ll say this: he always comes back.”
The constable nodded in sage69 confirmation70; even Leatherhead was agreed on this. “Come back?” said Mr. Ransome bitterly, looking at the empty flat. “Come back? What the fuck for?”
Mr. Ransome seldom swore and Mrs. Ransome, who had stayed in the other room, pretended she hadn’t heard. The door closed.
“Useless,” said Mr. Ransome, coming back. “Utterly useless. It makes you want to swear.”
“Well,” said Mrs. Ransome a few hours later, “we shall just have to camp out. After all,” she added not unhappily, “it could be fun.”
“Fun?” said Mr. Ransome. “Fun?”
He was unshaven, unwashed, his bottom was sore and his breakfast had been a drink of water from the tap. Still, no amount of pleading on Mrs. Ransome’s part could stop him going heroically off to work, with his wife instinctively71 knowing even in these unprecedented72 circumstances that her role was to make much of his selfless dedication73.
Even so, when he’d gone and with the flat so empty, Mrs. Ransome missed him a little, wandering from room to echoing room not sure where she should start. Deciding to make a list she forgot for the moment she had nothing to make a list with and nothing to make a list on. This meant a visit to the newsagents for pad and pencil where, though she’d never noticed it before, she found there was a café next door. It seemed to be doing hot breakfasts, and, though in her opera clothes she felt a bit out of place among the taxi drivers and bicycle couriers who comprised most of the clientele, nobody took much notice of her, the waitress even calling her “duck” and offering her a copy of The Mirror to read while she waited for her bacon, egg, baked beans and fried bread. It wasn’t a paper she would normally read, but bacon, egg, baked beans and fried bread wasn’t a breakfast she would normally eat either, and she got so interested in the paper’s tales of royalty74 and its misdemeanors that she propped75 it up against the sauce bottle so that she could read and eat, completely forgetting that one of the reasons she had come into the café was to make herself a list.
Wanting a list, her shopping was pretty haphazard76. She went off to Boots first and bought some toilet rolls and some paper plates and cups, but she forgot soap. And when she remembered soap and went back for it, she forgot tea bags, and when she remembered tea bags, she forgot paper towels, until what with trailing halfway to the flats then having to go back again, she began to feel worn out.
It was on the third of these increasingly flustered77 trips (now having forgotten plastic cutlery) that Mrs. Ransome ventured into Mr. Anwar’s. She had passed the shop many times as it was midway between the flats and St. John’s Wood High Street; indeed she remembered it opening and the little draper’s and babies’ knitwear shop which it had replaced and where she had been a loyal customer. That had been kept by a Miss Dorsey, from whom over the years she had bought the occasional tray cloth or hank of Sylko but, on a much more regular basis, plain brown paper packets of what in those days were called “towels.” The closing-down of the shop in the late sixties had left Mrs. Ransome anxious and unprotected and it came as a genuine surprise on venturing into Timothy White’s to find that technology in this intimate department had lately made great strides that were unreflected in Miss Dorsey’s ancient stock, of which Mrs. Ransome, as the last of a dwindling78 clientele, had been almost the sole consumer. She was old-fashioned, she knew that, but snobbery79 had come into it too, Mrs. Ransome feeling it vaguely classier to have her requirements passed wordlessly across the counter with Miss Dorsey’s patient, suffering smile (“Our cross,” it said) rather than taken from some promiscuous80 shelf in Timothy White’s. Though it was not long before Timothy White’s went the same way as Miss Dorsey, swallowed whole by Boots. Though Boots too, she felt, was a cut above the nearest chemist, Superdrug, which didn’t look classy at all.
The closing-down of Miss Dorsey’s (she was found laid across the counter one afternoon, having had a stroke) left the premises briefly81 empty until, passing one morning on the way to the High Street, Mrs. Ransome saw that the shop had been taken over by an Asian grocer and that the pavement in front of the window where nothing had previously82 stood except the occasional customer’s pram83 was now occupied by boxes of unfamiliar84 vegetables—yams, papaws, mangoes and the like, together with many sacks, sacks, Mrs. Ransome felt, that dogs could all too easily cock their legs against.
So it was partly out of loyalty85 to Miss Dorsey and partly because it wasn’t really her kind of thing that Mrs. Ransome had not ventured into the shop until this morning when, to save her trailing back for the umpteenth86 time to the High Street, she thought she might go in and ask if they had such a thing as boot polish (there were more pressing requirements, as she would have been the first to admit, only Mr. Ransome was very particular about his shoes). Though over twenty years had passed, the shop was still recognizably what it had been in Miss Dorsey’s day because, other than having introduced a freezer and cold cupboards, Mr. Anwar had simply adapted the existing fixtures87 to his changed requirements. Drawers that had previously been devoted88 to the genteel accoutrements of a leisured life—knitting patterns, crochet89 hooks, Rufflette—now housed nan and pita bread; spices replaced bonnets90 and booties; and the shelves and deep drawers that once were home to hosiery and foundation garments were now filled with rice and chickpeas.
Mrs. Ransome thought it unlikely they had polish in stock (did they wear normal shoes?), but she was weary enough to give it a try, though, since oxblood was what she wanted (or Mr. Ransome required), she thought vaguely it might be a shade to which they had religious objections. But plump and cheerful Mr. Anwar brought out several tins for her kind consideration and while she was paying she spotted91 a nailbrush they would be needing; then the tomatoes looked nice and there was a lemon, and while she was at it the shop seemed to sell hardware so she invested in a colander92. As she wandered around the shop the normally tongue-tied Mrs. Ransome found herself explaining to this plump and amiable93 grocer the circumstances that had led her to the purchase of such an odd assortment94 of things. And he smiled and shook his head in sympathy while at the same time suggesting other items she would doubtless be needing to replace and that he would happily supply. “They cleaned you out of house and home, the blighters. You will not know whether you are coming or going. You will need washing-up liquid and one of these blocks to make the toilet a more savory95 place.”
So she ended up buying a dozen or so items, too many for her to carry, but this didn’t matter either as Mr. Anwar fetched his little boy from the flat upstairs (I hope I’m not dragging him away from the Koran, she thought) and he followed Mrs. Ransome home in his little white cap, carrying her shopping in a cardboard box.
“Seconds probably,” said Mr. Ransome later. “That’s how they make a profit.”
Mrs. Ransome didn’t quite see how there could be seconds in shoe polish but didn’t say so.
“Hopefully,” she said, “they’ll deliver.”
“You mean,” said Mr. Ransome (and it was old ground), “you hope they’ll deliver. ‘Hopefully they’ll deliver’ means that deliveries are touch and go” (though that was probably true too).
“He can afford to,” said Mr. Ransome. “He probably pays no wages. I’d stick to Marks and Spencer.”
Which she did, generally speaking. Though once she popped in and bought a mango for her lunch and another time a papaw; small adventures, it’s true, but departures nevertheless, timorous97 voyages of discovery which she knew her husband well enough to keep to herself.
The Ransomes had few friends; they seldom entertained, Mr. Ransome saying that he saw quite enough of people at work. On the rare occasions when Mrs. Ransome ran into someone she knew and ventured to recount their dreadful experience she was surprised to find that everyone, it seemed, had their own burglar story. None, she felt, was so stark98 or so shocking as to measure up to theirs, which ought in fairness to have trumped99 outright100 these other less flamboyant101 break-ins, but comparison scarcely seemed to enter into it: the friends only endured her story as an unavoidable prelude102 to telling her their own. She asked Mr. Ransome if he had noticed this.
“Yes,” he said shortly. “Anybody would think it happened every day.”
Which, of course, it did but not, he was certain, as definitively103, as out-and-outedly, as altogether epically104 as this.
“Everything,” Mr. Ransome told Gail, his longtime secretary, “every single thing.”
Gail was a tall, doleful-looking woman, which normally suited Mr. Ransome very well as he could not abide105 much of what he called “silliness”—i.e., femininity. Had Gail been a bit sillier, though, she might have been more sympathetic, but like everyone else she weighed in with a burglar story of her own, saying she was surprised it hadn’t happened before as most people she knew had been burgled at least once and her brother-in-law, who was a chiropodist in Ilford, twice, one of which had been a ram-raid while they were watching television.
“What you have to watch out for is the trauma106; it takes people in different ways. Hair loss is often a consequence of burglary apparently107 and my sister came out in terrible eczema. Mind you,” Gail went on, “it’s always men.”
“Always men what?” said Mr. Ransome.
“Who burgle.”
“Well, women shoplift,” said Mr. Ransome defensively.
“Not to that extent,” said Gail. “They don’t clean out the store.”
Not sure how he had ended up on the wrong side of the argument, Mr. Ransome felt both irritated and dissatisfied, so he tried Mr. Pardoe from the firm next door but with no more success. “Cleaned you out completely? Well, be grateful you weren’t in. My dentist and his wife were tied up for seven hours and counted themselves lucky not to be raped108. Balaclavas, walkie-talkies. It’s an industry nowadays. I’d castrate them.”
That night Mr. Ransome took out a dictionary from his briefcase109, both dictionary and briefcase newly acquired. The dictionary was Mr. Ransome’s favorite book.
“What are you doing?” asked Mrs. Ransome.
“Looking up ‘lock, stock and barrel.’ I suppose it means the same as ‘the whole shoot.’ ”
Over the next week or so Mrs. Ransome assembled the rudiments—two camp beds plus bedding, towels, a card table and two folding chairs. She bought a couple of what she called beanbags, though the shop called them something else; they were quite popular apparently, even among people who had not been burgled, who used them to sit on the floor by choice. There was even (this was Mr. Ransome’s contribution) a portable CD player and a recording of The Magic Flute110.
Mrs. Ransome had always enjoyed shopping so this obligatory111 re-equipment with the essentials of life was not without its pleasures, though the need was so pressing that choice scarcely entered into it. Hitherto anything electrical had always to be purchased by, or under the supervision112 of, Mr. Ransome, a sanction that applied113 even with an appliance like the vacuum cleaner, which he never wielded114, or the dishwasher, which he seldom stacked. However, in the special circumstances obtaining after the burglary, Mrs. Ransome found herself licensed115 to buy whatever was deemed necessary, electrical or otherwise; not only did she get an electric kettle, she also went in for a microwave oven, an innovation Mr. Ransome had long resisted and did not see the point of.
That many of these items (the beanbags for instance) were likely to be discarded once the insurance paid out and they acquired something more permanent did not diminish Mrs. Ransome’s quiet zest116 in shopping for them. Besides, the second stage was likely to be somewhat delayed as the insurance policy had been stolen too, together with all their other documents, so compensation, while not in doubt, might be slow in coming. In the meantime they lived a stripped-down sort of life which seemed to Mrs. Ransome, at least, not unpleasant.
“Hand to mouth,” said Mr. Ransome.
“No,” said Mr. Ransome. “We don’t have a suitcase.”
“You don’t think,” asked Croucher, “it might be some sort of joke?”
“People keep saying that,” said Mr. Ransome. “Jokes must have changed since my day. I thought they were meant to be funny.”
“What sort of CD equipment was it?” said Croucher.
“Oh, state-of-the-art,” said Mr. Ransome. “The latest and the best. I’ve got the receipts somewhere . . . oh no, of course. I was forgetting.”
Though this was a genuine slip it was perhaps fortunate that the receipts had been stolen along with the equipment that they were for, because Mr. Ransome was telling a little lie. His sound equipment was not quite state-of-the-art, as what equipment is? Sound reproduction is not static; perfection is on-going and scarcely a week passes without some technical advance. As an avid118 reader of hi-fi magazines, Mr. Ransome often saw advertised refinements he
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