咱们裸熊 第33期:因特网宝贝

 　　Lay it on me, sweet Internet. Advertisement? Oh, hey. You want to watch that baby sloth¹ video again? Was that a no?

　　因特网宝贝，给我出来我吧。又是广告？哦，嘿。你想再看看那个树獭宝宝的的视频吗？所以是拒绝我咯？

　　Wednesdays at 9:00, do you have what it takes to answer the call of the wild? Badger² does.

　　周三九点，你想过做点什么，去回应心底野性的呼唤吗？獾哥就这么做了。

　　He's been answering that call every day of his life and has now mastered the art of survival in any terrain³.

　　他现在每天都在回应着那个心底的声音，而现在已经深谙在任何地形环境里都能生存下来的艺术。

　　Forest, desert, tundra⁴...Badger's conquered them all. Drop him into a new territory, and he's like a kid in a dirt and snake-filled candy store.Wow!

　　丛林、 沙漠、 冻原...都被獾哥征服了。把他扔进一个新的环境，他简直就无往不利。哇哦！

　　He's the real deal, grasping life, kicking and fighting, living the way mother nature intended.

　　他真不是盖的。扼住生命的咽喉，玩弄与股掌之间，用大自然母亲赋予我们的本能来生活。

　　Today, most of us are unable to function out of the confines of our comfy, air-conditioned homes. Pathetic.

　　时至今日，我们大多数离开舒适空调房的庇佑就无法正常生活了。太可悲了。

　　Is this really the fate mother nature intended for us?

　　这真的是大自然母亲想给我们的命运吗？

　　A normal life may be comfortable and clean, but does it really have what the beauty of nature can offer? The wilderness⁵ is my home, sweet home.

　　平凡的生活可能舒适整洁，但是那真的能体现自然之美吗？大自然才是我的家，温暖的家。

　　I wasn't born on this earth just to stay alive. I was born to be alive. "Badger in the wild." Will you answer the call?

　　我出生在这个世上不是为了生存的。而是为了活着。"野性的獾哥"。你会回应野性的呼唤吗？

　　Will you answer the call?

　　你会回应野性的呼唤吗？

　　Hey, bro, you want some microwavable dumplings? They're fresh.Ice bear putting finishing touches on your turtleneck.

　　嘿，老兄，你要来点速食饺子吗？刚出炉哦。白熊给你的高领毛衣上加上了超炫的花。

　　Grizz, Grizz, is everything okay?

　　棕熊，棕熊，你没事吧？

　　No. Everything is clear. Come on, you slowpokes, the picnic area is this way.

　　不。一切都通透明朗了。快点，你们两个行动迟缓的家伙，野餐的地方在这边。

　　Grizz, remember, after this, you said we could get some froyo.

　　棕熊，你要记得啊，你答应我们野餐之后能吃冻酸奶哦。

　　Ice bear needs more bug⁶ spray.

　　白熊需要更多驱蚊水。

　　Aha! We made it!

　　啊哈！我们到啦！

　　Wait. What do you mean "we made it"? Where are all the picnic tables and benches?

　　等等。你说“到啦”是什么意思？野餐桌和野餐椅在哪儿？

　　I'm glad you asked, buddy⁷, 'cause...surprise! We're not having a picnic. And we're completely lost.

　　我很开心你这么问，兄弟。因为...大惊喜！我们才不是来野餐的。而我们完全迷路了。

　　Grizz, what the heck, man? I'm gonna starve.

　　棕熊，你究竟搞什么啊，我会饿的啊。

1 sloth   

n.[动]树懒；懒惰，懒散

参考例句：

• Absence of competition makes for sloth.没有竞争会导致懒惰。
• The sloth spends most of its time hanging upside down from the branches.大部分时间里树懒都是倒挂在树枝上。

2 badger   

v.一再烦扰，一再要求，纠缠

参考例句：

• Now that our debts are squared.Don't badger me with them any more.我们的债务两清了。从此以后不要再纠缠我了。
• If you badger him long enough,I'm sure he'll agree.只要你天天纠缠他，我相信他会同意。

3 terrain   

n.地面，地形，地图

参考例句：

• He had made a detailed study of the terrain.他对地形作了缜密的研究。
• He knows the terrain of this locality like the back of his hand.他对这一带的地形了如指掌。

4 tundra   

n.苔原，冻土地带

参考例句：

• The arctic tundra is at the top of the world around the North Pole.北极冻原是指北极点周边的地区，是世界最高的地方。
• There is a large amount of methane gas under the Siberian tundra.西伯利亚的冻土地带之下有大量的甲烷气体。

5 wilderness   

n.杳无人烟的一片陆地、水等，荒漠

参考例句：

• She drove the herd of cattle through the wilderness.她赶着牛群穿过荒野。
• Education in the wilderness is not a matter of monetary means.荒凉地区的教育不是钱财问题。

6 bug   

n.虫子；故障；窃听器；vt.纠缠；装窃听器

参考例句：

• There is a bug in the system.系统出了故障。
• The bird caught a bug on the fly.那鸟在飞行中捉住了一只昆虫。

7 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！