咱们裸熊 第106期:小熊找工作

 　　Here!Lock the door!

　　到这里来！把门锁上！

　　Aah! What do we do?

　　我们该怎么办？

　　Gloria, listen...I have a confession¹ to make. It was I who released² the virus. My fault...me!

　　格洛丽亚，听着 ...我有事要坦白。是我不小心放出的病毒。都是我的错！

　　No, no! Say it ain't true, Max!

　　不！快说这不是真的，麦克斯！

　　Oh, stop! Pause, pause, pause, pause!

　　停！暂停，暂停！

　　Why, what's going on?

　　为什么？怎么了？

　　I need to check online to make sure everything turns out okay in the end. I am not gonna see this girl get eaten, man!

　　我得马上上网查查看这个世界还好不好。我不想看到妹子被吃掉的画面！

　　Ugh, all right, then. But just hurry up.Okay.No spoilers!

　　好吧，那你赶紧的吧。好的。别剧透呀！

　　Ice bear made kettle corn.

　　白熊做了爆米花。

　　Ooh! Just a little, I guess.

　　我就吃一点。

　　No, no, no, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening!

　　不，不，不！怎么会这样呢！

　　What? What is it? Does she survive?

　　怎么了？怎么了？她活下来了吗？

　　Who did this? !

　　这是谁干的？！

　　Ugh! No, no, no! It's not working!It's dead.

　　啊！不，不！打不开了！坏掉了。

　　No! So many fun times, so many good websites.

　　不！那么多美好的时光，那么多有趣的网页。

　　He was like another brother.Ice bear is sad.

　　他就像我们第四个兄弟。白熊好伤心。

　　How did this happen? That's what I'd like to ask you guys.

　　怎么会这样？这是我想问你们的。

　　Are you blaming me here?

　　你是在怪我吗？

　　Well, it wasn't me. So it must be one of you that did it.

　　反正不是我弄坏的。那肯定就是你们俩其中一个。

　　Ice bear always offline.

　　白熊没上过网。

　　He's right. You're the one that uses it the most.

　　他说的对。就你用的最多。

　　Yeah, with caution³...unlike you two!

　　是啊，但是我很小心的 ...不像你们俩！

　　Ice bear not guilty.

　　白熊才不觉得内疚。

　　Ugh! All right, man. We lost one brother already. I'm not gonna lose another. Give me a hug. Okay. Now let's get this fixed⁴.

　　好了，伙计。我们已经失去一个兄弟了。可不能再失去一个了。过来抱抱。行了，我们去修电脑吧。

　　This'll probably cost a couple hundred dollars to repair. We don't have that kind of cash.

　　这可能要花好几百美金呢。我们可没那么多钱。

　　Hmm...well, why don't we get a job?

　　那...我们去找份工作吧？

　　Grizz, we've never had jobs before. I mean, who would hire us anyway?

　　棕熊，我们从来就没打过工。谁会雇用我们呢？

　　Dude, don't worry, just leave it up to me.

　　别担心，交给我。

　　Uh...So this résumé is for all three of you guys?Oh, yes, sir!

　　你们三个人就一份简历吗？是的，先生！

　　Hmm. Skills...firm hand shaking, touching⁵ nose with tongue, high fives, low fives. Too slows?

　　能力... 握手很有力，能用舌头舔到鼻子，击高掌，击低掌。动作太慢？

　　Mm-hmm. Oh, I also forgot to write "thumbs up."

　　我忘记写"竖起大拇指"了。

　　Okay, guys, look...Please, sir, I beg you! Please hire us! We have other skills! Panda, sing!

　　好了，伙计们...拜托了，先生，求求您！请雇用我们吧！我们还有其他能力！胖达，快唱歌！

1 confession   

n.自白，供认，承认

参考例句：

• Her confession was simply tantamount to a casual explanation.她的自白简直等于一篇即席说明。
• The police used torture to extort a confession from him.警察对他用刑逼供。

2 released   

v.释放( release的过去式和过去分词 )；放开；发布；发行

参考例句：

• He was released on bail pending committal proceedings. 他交保获释正在候审。
• With hindsight it is easy to say they should not have released him. 事后才说他们本不应该释放他，这倒容易。

3 caution   

n.小心，谨慎，警告；vt.告诫，警告

参考例句：

• You should exercise extreme caution when driving in fog.在雾中开车要极为小心。
• There is no need for such caution.不必如此小心谨慎。

4 fixed   

adj.固定的，不变的，准备好的；(计算机)固定的

参考例句：

• Have you two fixed on a date for the wedding yet?你们俩选定婚期了吗？
• Once the aim is fixed,we should not change it arbitrarily.目标一旦确定，我们就不应该随意改变。

5 touching   

adj.动人的，使人感伤的

参考例句：

• It was a touching sight.这是一幅动人的景象。
• His letter was touching.他的信很感人。