咱们裸熊 第57期:熊猫的女朋友

 　　Ah, good morning, sunshine. Would you mind whipping¹ up some snacks for us? More friends came than I thought.

　　啊，早上好啊亲。给我们拿点零食来怎么样？朋友来得比我想象的多。

　　Ugh! You know what? ! That's it! Out you go! What's going on? !

　　呃！你猜怎么着？！我受够了！给我滚出去！这怎么回事？！

　　Huh. There's all these people outside.

　　呃。外面怎么这么多人。

　　Hey! Is he there?

　　嘿！他在这么？

　　Uh, what do you want?

　　呃，你们要干什么？

　　Uh, we're looking for a tall guy, hairy, really big feet. We followed his footprints here.

　　我们在找一个高个子、满身毛、有很大的双脚的人。我们追踪他的脚印到这里的。

　　A really tall guy?

　　一个特别高的人？

　　Do ya know him?

　　你认识他吗？

　　Uh...Charlie?

　　呃... 查理？

　　Hey. Charlie, what's going on?

　　嘿。查理，这怎么回事？

　　Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I didn't do anything. I-I don't know these guys. I really don't.

　　对不起，对不起，不是我干的。我不认识这些人。真的不认识。

　　People just, uh, follow me. Won't leave me alone. They ruin everything. I can't do anything to stop this.

　　他们就是，老跟着我。他们不会放过我的。他们把一切毁了。我没办法摆脱他们。

　　I just hide, wake up, get a little more used to being alone, then run to hide again.

　　我只能藏起来，每天醒来就更适应自己生活一些，然后再换地方藏起来。

　　I'm sorry for leading them here. I should've moved on ages ago, but I was having so much fun.

　　很抱歉我把他们引到这来了。我早就应该离开，但是在这里实在太有意思了。

　　Finally, I made some friends, and I screwed² it up again. I'll get out of your hair soon. Won't have to see me again.

　　我终于有了朋友，但是又被我搞砸了。我马上就不会打扰你们了。你们不会再见到我了。

　　We'll take care of it, man. Just stay right here. Excuse me! Can I have your attention? !

　　我们会处理的，你就待在这。不好意思！请大家注意一下好吗？

　　My camera!

　　我的相机！

　　Whoever you are looking for is not here. So you can all leave. Begone.

　　你们要找的人不在这里。你们该走了。快走。

　　What are these footprints, then?

　　那这些脚印你们怎么解释？

　　And the distinctive³ smell?

　　还有这种独特的气味？

　　And there's hair everywhere. We don't believe you. We know he's in here somewhere.

　　而且这里到处都是毛发。我们才不相信。我们知道他就在这。

　　Oh, well, uh...that is...Panda's girlfriend.

　　呃，这些是熊猫女朋友的。

1 whipping   

鞭打（作为惩罚）； 替罪羊，代人受过者

参考例句：

• He could not possibly have endured a whipping without a whimper. 他不可能一声不吭地忍受鞭打。
• The huntsman was whipping in his pack of hounds. 猎人正在用鞭子把他那群猎犬赶到一处。

2 screwed   

adj.用螺丝拧紧的，螺丝状的，喝醉的v.用螺丝拧紧( screw的过去式和过去分词 )；拧上去；（和某人）性交；诈骗（钱财等）

参考例句：

• an extremely screwed-up kid 一个十分神经质的孩子
• He screwed up his face at the nasty smell. 闻到这令人作呕的气味，他皱眉蹙额。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 distinctive   

adj.特别的，有特色的，与众不同的

参考例句：

• She has a very distinctive way of walking.她走路的样子与别人很不相同。
• This bird has several distinctive features.这个鸟具有几种突出的特征。