咱们裸熊 第70期:超棒的熊猫

 　　I  hate allergies¹. Oh, thank you. Ahh...

　　我讨厌过敏。哦，谢谢你。啊啊...

　　What? This can't be. Oh, my! Pan! Panda! Panda, you gotta see this! Oh, sorry, dude. Panda, t-the achoo! The sneeze, they filmed it!Huh?

　　啥？这不可能。哦，我的天！胖！胖达！胖达，你快来看这个！哦，抱歉，伙计。胖达，你...啊湫时！打喷嚏的样子，他们拍下来了！啊？

　　It's huge! It's trending all over the Internet! People think you're the cutest thing ever.

　　很轰动！网上传得到处都是！大家都觉得你是他们见过最可爱的东西。

　　Ice bear is proud of you.

　　北极熊为你骄傲。

　　But I don't want to be the cutest thing on the Internet. I don't want to be known for this. This isn't who I am. Thi...wh...huh?

　　但我并不想成为网上最可爱的东西。我不想因为这个出名。这不是真的。我... 这... 呃... 哈？

　　Uh, yeah, of course panda will come take photos and sign autographs! Okay, thanks! Bye!

　　呃，是的，胖达当然会去拍照并且亲笔签名的！好的，谢谢！拜！

　　Whoo-hoo! Panda, you're gonna be the most famous, cutest bear ever!

　　呜呼！胖达，你要成为最有名、 最可爱的熊猫了！

　　Excuse me, uh, sir, there's...

　　打扰了，呃，先生，有个...

　　Uhp, wait. Almost...There it is! Oh, I'm so good. Bravo, nom nom.

　　嗯，等等。快到了...就是如此！哦，我真棒。超级棒，糯糯。

　　Sir, uh, s-something's...It's all about the subtlety².

　　先生，呃，有事儿...一切都得靠巧妙拿捏。

　　You can't just throw the cute into people's faces.

　　你不能明目张胆地扮可爱。

　　Sir, something's trending.

　　先生，有事儿发生了。

　　What are you going on about?

　　你在忙乎些什么？

　　It's the top video today, sir. The views are off the charts.

　　先生，这是今天点击率最高的视频。点阅人数破纪录了。

　　I didn't release a new video today.

　　我今天没有发布新视频呀。

　　You didn't, sir.

　　你确实没有，先生。

　　He's good.

　　他很不错。

　　Please! This is just a fad³. By tomorrow, this thing will be another lame⁴ piece of Internet obscurity. It better be.

　　拜托！这只是昙花一现。到了明天，这东西又成了网上销声匿迹的一粒尘埃。最好是。

　　Welcome to the show. I'm Tom.And I'm Kate.

　　欢迎来光临本节目。我是汤姆。我是凯特。

　　Now, who likes cute animals?

　　那么，谁喜欢可爱的动物？

　　Oh, I do, Tom.

　　哦，我喜欢，汤姆。

　　Well, of course. We all do. Adorable animals are taking over the Internet, and we have two of them with us here today!

　　嗯，当然了。我们都喜欢。可爱的动物已经掌控了网络，而且我们今天请来了两位！

　　Please welcome our guests, nom nom the koala, and panda the panda.

　　请大家欢迎我们的客人：考拉糯糯和熊猫胖达。

　　Aww, thank you, guys. The pleasure's all mine.

　　嗯，谢谢，伙计们。我的荣幸啊。

　　Smile!

　　微笑！

　　First up, what do you say we start with the sneeze heard around the world.

　　首先，我们先在全世界面前来听听打喷嚏的声音怎么样。

　　Awwww!

　　哦！好可爱！

　　Don't you just want to hug him?

　　你难道不想抱抱他吗？

　　All I do is hug that gorgeous bear!

　　我最想做的就是抱抱那个超棒的熊猫！

1 allergies   

n.[医]过敏症；[口]厌恶，反感；（对食物、花粉、虫咬等的）过敏症( allergy的名词复数 )；变态反应，变应性

参考例句：

• Food allergies can result in an enormous variety of different symptoms. 食物过敏会引发很多不同的症状。 来自辞典例句
• Let us, however, examine one of the most common allergies; hayfever. 现在让我们来看看最常见的变态反应的一种--枯草热。 来自辞典例句

2 subtlety   

n.微妙，敏锐，精巧；微妙之处，细微的区别

参考例句：

• He has shown enormous strength,great intelligence and great subtlety.他表现出充沛的精力、极大的智慧和高度的灵活性。
• The subtlety of his remarks was unnoticed by most of his audience.大多数听众都没有觉察到他讲话的微妙之处。

3 fad   

n.时尚；一时流行的狂热；一时的爱好

参考例句：

• His interest in photography is only a passing fad.他对摄影的兴趣只是一时的爱好罢了。
• A hot business opportunity is based on a long-term trend not a short-lived fad.一个热门的商机指的是长期的趋势而非一时的流行。

4 lame   

adj.跛的，(辩解、论据等)无说服力的

参考例句：

• The lame man needs a stick when he walks.那跛脚男子走路时需借助拐棍。
• I don't believe his story.It'sounds a bit lame.我不信他讲的那一套。他的话听起来有些靠不住。