How did I do?我干得怎么样？ A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a sm...
Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's i...
Photo of my wife 我老婆的照片 A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double...
St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks...
Honest？ 诚实吗？ Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. Tommy, replied the second. My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do fo...
Endearing terms 可爱的称呼 Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, T...
经典影片中的演讲 电影中的演讲既考验编剧的才能,也是对演员记忆力和感染力的一大考验.运用得当就能在影片中发 挥至关重要的作用,将情感升华,使得观众在散场后仍记忆犹新,反复回味.这中间不但能体现文字的 魅力,也有很多语言点值得一学哦！ 《辛德勒的名单》 ...
趣谈英语Dog的用法 Dog(狗): 常指人，好人坏人都可以;bitch(母狗)，则指泼妇 You are a lucky dog.你真是个幸运儿。 My boss is a jolly dog.我的老板是个风趣的家伙。 Every dog has his day.凡人都有得意时。 David works like a dog .David工作真卖劲儿。 The film m...
武林外传英汉对照 各回各家，各找各妈 Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY 额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you. 我看好你哟~...
指导你一生的10句英文 (1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。...
超级搞笑翻译句子 1 Great minds think alike. (英雄所见略同，这句做第一句最合适不过了，不过最好翻译成英雄 和美女所见略同，嘿嘿) 2 Get going!(赶快动身吧，用在开始行动时) 3 We've got to hit the road.(我们要赶快了，和上一句用法相同，hit the road表现出紧急...
懂得一门外语的重要性 A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat...
我把丈夫变成了百万富翁 A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billion...
时间对猪的意义 time to pig One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their li...
蜗牛买跑车 snail and car There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a w...
