欺骗的代价 The Revenge Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I c...
The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When th...
Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花...
Like the coming spring, you are refreshing. 你像即将来临的春天一样清新。 Spring is a time of renewal and a time for love. 春天是万物更新和恋爱的时节。 You are the most prec...
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 随便打开一个英文字体文件（TTF或FON文件）看到的都将是这句话。可这句“快速的棕色狐狸跳过懒惰的狗”既不是名人名...
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? 昨天给你的钱干什么了？ I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. 我给了一个可怜的老太婆，他回答说。 You're a good boy, said...
thousand times no! 绝对办不到 Don‘t mention it.没关系，别客气。 Who knows! 天晓得 It is not a big deal!没什么了不起 How come...怎么回事，怎么搞得 Easy does it.慢慢来...
I left Montreal heading toward Quebec city, when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first stall was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from th...
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady...
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For our 10th anniversary my wife and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in the water everyone got back on the boat, except for one beautiful young woman and me. As I conti...
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During summer sessions at our small Southern university, we who teach 8 a.m. classes face two major obstacles. First, attendance at these early classes is always quite low because of late-sleeping stu...
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A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands...
