打工姐妹花第一季 第20期:做美甲

 　　Those are not extensions bitch!

　　我这秀发可是天生的 贱货

　　Are you still laughing 'cause it wasn't funny.

　　你怎么还在笑 这事一点都不好笑

　　It was so funny. It was like Looney Tunes¹ funny.

　　太好笑了 你比兔八哥卡通还逗呢

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　It was like Bugs² Bunny getting shot in the face funny.

　　跟兔八哥被猎枪颜射了一样好笑

　　Only in your version bugs bunny tries to have a dialogue with the shotgun.

　　而且你这兔八哥 还企图跟猎枪讲道理

　　I was trying to get your T shirt back.

　　我想帮你把T恤要回来

　　I wanted you to have it

　　我想你拥有那衣服

　　because you lit up at the 'will when you saw it.

　　你在二手店看到它时两眼都放光了

　　I do not light up okay?

　　我才不会放光

　　There's no light inside me.

　　我内心阴暗 希望之光已灭

　　What you're seeing is probably radiation from the summer

　　我发出的光 可能是某年夏天我在铁轨边

　　I collected uranium tubes by the train tracks.

　　收集铀管 身上残留的辐射光吧

　　That was good money.

　　那年挣了不少呢

　　Thanks for looking out for me Caroline. You're welcome Max.

　　谢谢你为我出头 卡洛琳 别客气 麦克斯

　　It's a T shirt it's gone.

　　不过是件T恤 没了就算了

　　I don't get attached to things.

　　我从不乱放感情的

　　My nail practically got torn off back there by Kat Von D minus.

　　我的美甲都被那山寨凯特·方迪给整没了

　　I'm gonna have to sleep with it elevated.

　　看来今晚睡觉得忍受美甲翘翘的了

　　Is there a nail place around here?

　　这附近有做美甲的地方吗

　　Well this is new york so there's probably gonna be one right...

　　这里是纽约嘛 没准就在...

　　Here. Love when that happens.

　　前方 生活处处有惊喜呀

　　Look a two for one girlfriend special. Genius.

　　瞧 闺蜜价买一送一 太棒了

　　Go with me tomorrow before work it'll be cheaper if we both go.

　　明天上班前一起去吧 两人同去更便宜哦

　　I really need one.

　　我不做新的不行了

　　Plus you need one too.

　　再说了 你指甲也该修修了

　　Well I can't. I have my own day of luxury already booked.

　　我去不了 我已经安排好至尊逍遥游了

　　I'm doing a laundry and then the tasting menu at Wendy's.

　　先洗衣服 然后去速食店试吃

　　Come on. You and me nails and air conditioning.

　　来嘛 我和你 享受空调加美甲

　　It'll be fun. You're doin' it gir r rl.

　　肯定不错 就这么定了 姐妹儿

　　Me and my friends used to love getting manicures.

　　以前我和我的闺蜜最喜欢去做美甲了

　　'Cause they are black drag queens

　　黑人变装癖娘炮都好这一口

1 tunes   

n.曲调，曲子( tune的名词复数 )v.调音( tune的第三人称单数 )；调整；（给收音机、电视等）调谐；使协调

参考例句：

• a potpourri of tunes 乐曲集锦
• When things get a bit too much, she simply tunes out temporarily. 碰到事情太棘手时，她干脆暂时撒手不管。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 bugs   

adj.疯狂的，发疯的n.窃听器( bug的名词复数 )；病菌；虫子；[计算机]（制作软件程序所产生的意料不到的）错误

参考例句：

• All programs have bugs and need endless refinement. 所有的程序都有漏洞，都需要不断改进。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The sacks of rice were swarming with bugs. 一袋袋的米里长满了虫子。 来自《简明英汉词典》