打工姐妹花第一季 第87期:准备感恩节的来临

 Oh, you look pretty sharp tonight, Earl.

厄尔，今晚打扮得很犀利嘛

You going somewhere special?

有什么特别的活动吗

Max, I am free black and 75.

麦克斯，我是位七十五岁的"黑"钻王老五

Who knows what the night will bring?

我的夜晚有无限的"可能"

Well, here's a twenty.

给你张二十

Can you break this the way you just broke my heart?

如你弄碎我的心般，把这钱弄成碎银子给我吧

Pop-pop.

一半，两半

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Look at all this.

瞧瞧这堆钱

People really tipped us well tonight.

今晚大家小费给得真多呀

Yeah, well, don't get used to it.

是啊，不过年是不会天天过的

Thanksgiving is almost here,

等人们意识到感恩节的来临，

and as soon as people realize how much money they have to spend on holiday gifts,

自己得在礼物上花多少钱

their wallets snap¹ tighter² than Kim Kardashian's legs after the wedding check cleared.

他们的钱包就会像金·卡戴珊的两腿一样，一领完婚礼捞来的钱，就"夹得紧紧的"

I've always loved this time of year--spiced pumpkin³ lattes, bringing my winter furs out,

我喜欢每年的这个时期，香料南瓜拿铁，拿出我的冬日皮草

then bringing my winter furs to the dry cleaner's to get the red peta paint out.

然后拿着我的冬日皮草去干洗店，把人道对待动物协会泼的红漆弄掉

For me, it was jumping into a pile of leaves and finding⁴ a used condom.

节日之于我，就是跳进一堆叶子，像寻宝一样找一个用过的套子

What's up, children of the corn?

怎么了，玉米田的小孩

I will stay tonight and decorate diner for American holiday of Thanksgiving.

今晚我会留下熬夜装饰餐厅，为美国节日感恩节做好准备

I'm surprised you got the right holiday decorations.

我很意外你居然能拿对装饰物

Last month, you put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.

上个月赎罪日，你居然把复活节的兔子给摆出来

So many Jewish⁵ holidays, I cannot Wikipedia them all.

犹太节日太多，我没空在维基百科上逐个搜

What, like I don't got a life?

笑屁啊，我的生活又不是只有这餐馆

1 snap   

n.啪地移动，突然断掉；v.猛咬，咬断，谩骂，砰然关上

参考例句：

• He broke off the twig with a snap.他啪地一声把那根树枝折断了。
• These earrings snap on with special fasteners.这副耳环是用特制的按扣扣上去的。

2 tighter   

严格的

参考例句：

• Twist the tourniquet tighter. 把止血带扎紧点。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Some of the member states wanted a tighter union rather than the loose confederation that developed. 一些成员国想要一个紧密的联盟而不是松散发展的联合。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 pumpkin   

n.南瓜

参考例句：

• They ate turkey and pumpkin pie.他们吃了火鸡和南瓜馅饼。
• It looks like there is a person looking out of the pumpkin!看起来就像南瓜里有人在看着你！

4 finding   

n.发现，发现物；调查的结果

参考例句：

• The finding makes some sense.该发现具有一定的意义。
• That's an encouraging finding.这是一个鼓舞人心的发现。

5 Jewish   

adj.犹太人的，犹太民族的

参考例句：

• The coin bears a Jewish symbol.硬币上有犹太标记。
• They were two Jewish kids;I was friendly with both of them.他们是两个犹太小孩；我同他们都很要好。