打工姐妹花第一季 第101期:商量送走栗宝(2)

 What's going on in there?

里面发生什么事了

I don't suppose there's any way you took a giant dump on your dresser?

我想你应该不会在梳妆台上拉一大坨屎吧

You can't blame Chestnut¹. He's probably nervous.

你不能怪栗宝，他可能是不安

After wearing your leggings, he's getting ready for his fame audition².

穿上你的袜裤之后，他一直准备着一举成名的试镜呢

He's a maniac³, maniac on all fours.

他是个疯子，从手到脚都是

Oh, Max, here's something.

麦克斯，有发现

The Ivy⁴ bridge riding stables in Brooklyn.

布鲁克林的艾薇马房

Only five miles away.

离这儿只有五英里远

It says on their website that their horses are featured in commercials and films!

他们的网站上说，他们的马能在广告和电影中出镜

Can you say Chestnut, star of the War Horse sequel?

栗宝说不定能出演《战马》续集呢

Did you take the weed from my bedside table?

你是不是偷抽了我床头柜的大麻

Look at me.

看着我

Look at me in the eyes.

看着我的眼睛

Are you high?

你嗑药嗑傻了吗

Honestly... a little.

老实说，有点儿

Close that and go to sleep.

关掉电脑，快睡觉吧

No, I'm still reading.

不，我还在看

Oh look at that, I just pulled down your browser⁵ history.

瞧，我刚弄出了你的浏览记录

Interesting list.

挺耐人寻味啊

Kitten plays a keyboard, kitten sneezes and farts at the same time?

小猫弹电子琴，小猫边打喷嚏边放屁

Give me that, that's private.

给我，那可是我的隐私

Kitten folds a T-shirt!

小猫折衣服

Oh, kitten rings a doorbell.

小猫按门铃

I thought you said you weren't into pets.

我还以为宠物不是你的菜呢

I'm not! It's a kitten ringing a doorbell!

我是不喜欢，但这可是小猫按门铃啊

He's trying to get in like people.

他想用人类的方式进门

You have a secret soft spot for animals.

你对可爱动物明明就没有抵抗力

No, I'm just into freaky kittens.

不，我只喜欢奇怪的小猫

There's one who puts on a snakeskin suit and goes on a business trip.

还有个影片是小猫穿上蛇皮西装然后去出差呢

That's not soft. That is freaky.

这不是可爱，这是奇怪

Fine, you're telling me to get a reality check about Chestnut.

好吧，你让我去帮栗宝找个现实的下家

But you need one too.

但你也需要回到现实

You're gonna miss him when he's gone.

他走后你一定会想他的

Max, are you listening?

麦克斯，你有在听吗

Max, don't worry.

麦克斯，别担心

I know it's all gonna work out perfectly⁶ at the stables tomorrow.

我知道明天去马房绝对会进展顺利

I'm not worried.

我没有在担心

1 chestnut   

n.栗树，栗子

参考例句：

• We have a chestnut tree in the bottom of our garden.我们的花园尽头有一棵栗树。
• In summer we had tea outdoors,under the chestnut tree.夏天我们在室外栗树下喝茶。

2 audition   

n.(对志愿艺人等的)面试(指试读、试唱等)

参考例句：

• I'm going to the audition but I don't expect I'll get a part.我去试音，可并不指望会给我个角色演出。
• At first,they said he was too young,but later they called him for an audition.起初，他们说他太小，但后来他们叫他去试听。

3 maniac   

n.精神癫狂的人；疯子

参考例句：

• Be careful!That man is driving like a maniac!注意！那个人开车像个疯子一样！
• You were acting like a maniac,and you threatened her with a bomb!你像一个疯子，你用炸弹恐吓她！

4 ivy   

n.常青藤，常春藤

参考例句：

• Her wedding bouquet consisted of roses and ivy.她的婚礼花篮包括玫瑰和长春藤。
• The wall is covered all over with ivy.墙上爬满了常春藤。

5 browser   

n.浏览者

参考例句：

• View edits in a web browser.在浏览器中看编辑的效果。
• I think my browser has a list of shareware links.我想在浏览器中会有一系列的共享软件链接。

6 perfectly   

adv.完美地，无可非议地，彻底地

参考例句：

• The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
• Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。