艾伦脱口秀01 主持奥斯卡的利与弊
So the other day I told you what I did over this summer. And I forgot to mention something pretty important,pretty big, I can describe it in one word, Oscar. 昨天呢我跟大家分享了一下我的假期，然后我发现我忘了一条很重要很重
艾伦脱口秀02 超级精彩的夏天
Happy season 11 everybody!A good number. This is our first show of our brand new season and I have a promise for you right now,right up from I'm gonna say it. This season I'm gonna work it while I twerk it. Oh,did you have a good summer,everybody? 热烈
艾伦脱口秀03 毒舌评委西蒙·考威尔喜当爹
So...so you get the call,you are...and...you really want to know,don't you? yeah, I kinda do. 所以你接到了电话 然后 你真的很想知道 是吧 对啊 还真想 Eh...but no,so you are...you are...Well, at first,were you like 'oh,my god'.Or
艾伦脱口秀04 电滑梯佼佼者
This is the first week of season 11.I can't believe it's been 11 seasons. 这是第11季的首周秀 真不敢相信这都第11季了 It's crazy to me,but like they say,If you work hard and you make risky investments,you can never retire. 我惊呆了
艾伦脱口秀05 Celine是鞋子控
We don't have the pictures of the closet 我们没有她衣柜的照片 But the closet looks amazing,but there's no...there's like a sitting area that just out into the pool. that's so cool. 但那衣柜真是高端大气上档次 这应该是休息区
艾伦脱口秀06 胡子是男人的标志
I don't know if you know this. But you have a beard now. What? 不知道你知不知道 你现在有胡子了 什么 What? yes, it's...there's something on your face. It happened finally after 25 years. 什么 是的 你脸上有东西 29年后终于长
艾伦脱口秀07 熊孩子上学了
This is still our big season premiere week.And ... so we're back to work and kids are back at school.Do any of you have kids? Kids?And kids who just started college?Andbody? 今天仍是我们首映周 我们都上班了 孩子也上学了 你们谁有
艾伦脱口秀08 恐怖长廊
Al right.so we have the Haunted Hallway back there. 好的 我们在后台有恐怖长廊 And we've sent audience members thought it,we've sent some of our guests through it,and i've been talking about this,and Portia's constantly saying,I don't know
艾伦脱口秀09 访问球星霍德华
You are teaching me how to Daugie.Just a little bit. a little bit.All right,all right. Let's get right to it. 你刚教我跳道基舞 就一点点 一点点 好的 俺们切入正题吧 'cause you have a gift for me.What it is? I do.Well, you know,
艾伦脱口秀10 最美丽的人
Thank you so much. I think you are in a good mood.'cause it's friday,right? Yep. 谢谢大家 大家心情都这么好 是因为今天是周五 对不对 就是这个 Not only that, but the world's most beautiful woman is here. 不仅仅是这个 世界
艾伦脱口秀11 艾伦的抖臀器
We come up with new products all the time,and...and the store, you'll see,we sell a lot of different things,and some things were successful.not all of them are successful. 我们一直在推出新产品 大家可以看到我们的店里有各种各样的
艾伦脱口秀12 better baby
This is an infomercial I saw over the summer,I'm promising you, this is real,the Parakeet,so beautiful,great to look at,and what a wonderful companion. 接下来给大家放一段我在暑假看过的广告 我保证 这个广告绝对是真的 鹦鹉
艾伦脱口秀13 Celine Dion Warms Up
That's a vocal exercise,right? Is that... 这是暖嗓 对吗 What else do you do? What else besides that? 你还会什么 除了这个还有什么 There's a lot of...what else? What do you want to hear more? 还有很多啊 还有什么 你还想听什
艾伦脱口秀14 美国男人和英国男人的区别
So you're dating, I assume you are dating,I don't know if you're in a relationship, 所以你在约会 我猜你在约会 我不知道你是不是在恋爱 but there's gotta be a difference between English guys and American guys,right? 但是肯定是有
艾伦脱口秀15 Robert Pattinson on His Dog Bear
And you have a dog that you rescued from a pound in Louisiana,right? 你有只狗 手从路易斯安那州的一个收留所里救出来的 对吧 And what's the name of your dog? He's called Bear. Bear. It's a good name for dog. 你的狗叫什么名字
