艾伦脱口秀第28期:国内票房第一
How many of you are just thinking about it right now. 有多少人现在正在脑补这部电影 It's making tons of money.It's the NO.1 film in the country. 电影赚了一大票 国内票房第一 And now other studios are just trying to catch. 现在
艾伦脱口秀第29期:光芒万丈
Hi.Hi, Oprah. Happy Mardi Gras I'm... I'm not Oprah, and I'm trying to do a show right here. 嗨 .嗨 奥普拉 狂欢节快乐 我 我不是奥普拉 我这正做节目呢 I know that.Happy Mardi Gras, Helen.Sorry everybody. This is Gina. 我知道 狂
艾伦脱口秀第30期:真是很幸运
How much about these beads please?Okay.A lot of thing you have, right?Don't worry about it. 这些珠子多少钱 好的 买了不少啊 是吧 不要担心 That's not what I was expecting.That's how I got those beads. 这我倒没想到 我就是这样
艾伦脱口秀第31期:平生最可怕的事
Last week while driving with her one-year old son 今天的第一位嘉宾 上周带着 our first guest experienced the most frightening event of her life. 她一岁的儿子开车时 经历了平生最可怕的事 Thankfully a hero appeared on the b
艾伦脱口秀第32期:肾上腺素直往上飙
So you get out of the car.You grab Ben, obviously. 所以你赶紧出来了 当然 抱着本 It's freezing, probably.Minnesota. 当时肯定冻死了吧 在明尼苏达 It was cold but I think my adrenaline was so crazy that I remember being warm. 确实
艾伦脱口秀第33期:完全歇斯底里
And so, he said you need to get away from your car immediately. 然后他说 你得离你的车远点 Your car is on fire.And I realized, okay, this is more than just a smoking vehicle. 你的车着火了 这时候我才意识到 好吧 这已经不只
艾伦脱口秀第34期:简直帅呆了
I can't believe no one else stopped. 我不敢相信当时居然没人停车 But really it's a good thing that you happened to be driving by at that moment. 不过碰巧你开车经过 真是太好了 So you were driving by and you saw the car. 所以你
艾伦脱口秀第35期:入不敷出
Well, I didn't want to just,you know, stand there, looking creepy after you told me no. 你知道 在你跟我说了不用陪你之后 我就不想傻站在那 感觉怪怪的 I got my truck and I just drove around the other side of the gas station a
艾伦脱口秀第36期:永远闪闪惹人爱
Knock knock.Who's there?Orange.Orange, who?Orange...glad I didn't say banana. 叩 叩 是谁 橙子 哪个橙子 橙子 真高兴我没说是香蕉 I said it wrong.You are no better than Harper. - I know.I won't show you all of them, Ellen. 我错了
艾伦脱口秀第37期:摇滚芭比
No. You are handsome handsome couple.But wait a minute.The Hedwig and the Angry Inch. 你俩真是天作之合啊 不过先等下 你的摇滚芭比 Are you done now?Yeah, I finished the the show a few, uh 5 month ago actually. 现在结束了吗 是的
艾伦脱口秀第38期:独特的幽默感
live and anything can happen.As you just said. 因为是现场 神马都可能发生 就像你刚刚说的 You get hurt. - Right.They wanna see people get hurt.They wanna see people get hurt. 你都挂彩了 -是的 观众就想看演员受伤挂彩 他
艾伦脱口秀第39期:错得太离谱
Well that works.I love it.It's a great joke. - Yes.So we laugh.That's great.And then Harper will go my turn my turn. 这个挺棒啊 我喜欢 这很好笑 -是的 所以我们都笑了 这很棒 然后哈珀就会喊 该我了该我了 Knock knock.
艾伦脱口秀第40期:准备笑话和串词
And your hosting.And how is...okay 还有你的主持工作 进展得怎么样了 So where are you right now?Since it's a week away in the motion place. 那现在你们进行到哪一步了呢 因为只有一周时间了 Where are you?For the Oscar s
艾伦脱口秀第41期:表现得很完美
I want to make sure that the people that are in the theater that are nominated that are very nervous enjoy the show and feel respected like I'm talking to them. 我希望现场的人们 那些被提名的 非常紧张的演员们能享受演出 同时觉
艾伦脱口秀第42期:引爆互联网
Your selfie shot was the most spectacular,successful thing. 你的自拍是上届奥斯卡 最轰动的照片 It worked out.- It worked out so well. - It worked out, yeah. 效果很好 效果非常好 -是的 是很好 And it's this horrible dark clo
