艾伦脱口秀第88期:遭受慢性病折磨
And so basically she is we meet her in a chronic pain management group. 所以大体上她是 我们在一个慢性病治疗小组认识了她 She is addicted to drugs,She is addicted to booze,She doesn't want to live, 她有毒瘾 还酗酒 她不想活
艾伦脱口秀第88期:遭受慢性病折磨
And so basically she is we meet her in a chronic pain management group. 所以大体上她是 我们在一个慢性病治疗小组认识了她 She is addicted to drugs,She is addicted to booze,She doesn't want to live, 她有毒瘾 还酗酒 她不想活
艾伦脱口秀第89期:小时候蠢哭了
Oh yeah - I didn't know that Yeah, no, we've never swim together - No 我确实有 -我并不知道 是的 我们从没一起游过泳 -没有 but you have but so but yeah I know when I was five, 但你 我记得 我五岁的时候 I was, we had a ci
艾伦脱口秀第90期:终于成功了
And I have to jump into this pool,and just sink to the bottom. 我必须跳进泳池 沉入水底 And it was the worst day of my life. 那是我人生中最糟糕的一天 It was like panic and I did it with hours and hours with this - Wow 我特别惊
艾伦脱口秀第91期:超爱健身
Let's laugh about me falling in the pool with the tricycle. 一块儿笑我骑着三轮车掉进水里吧 No, it's so horrible. - I know.It's traumatic. 不 这很糟糕 -我知道 很受伤 And you look beautiful at the Golden Globe the other night.
艾伦脱口秀第92期:想法很有趣
He is looking and go And thats paparazzi right there. 他看着那人 想着 那人一定是狗仔 Do you see?do you see there is a curtain there? 你看到了吗 那个帘子 That's just have flap happen to fly up. 帘子正好飘起来 That's when
艾伦脱口秀第93期:抱着个裸男
And here you are, in the cover of Allure Magazine. 这是你为诱惑杂志拍的封面 And inside the Allure Magazine, look how pretty. 看看杂志的内页 看看你多美 And this picture with you and Chris McMillan. 这是你和克里斯麦克米兰
艾伦脱口秀第94期:同性恋
Anyway, Chris is like a dear something to me. 总之 克里斯和我很亲近 I dont know how to explain it, 我也不知道怎么说 a gay man I can rub, I can I can do that with, 可能因为他是同性恋吧 Yeah, that makes.. - It makes a differ
艾伦脱口秀第95期:参加生日秀
We are back with Jennifer Aniston. 我们继续 这位是詹妮弗安妮斯顿 and not only is your movie called Cake,but our birthdays are coming up really soon. 不仅仅因为你的电影叫蛋糕 还因为我们生日快到了 So we thought we'd
艾伦脱口秀第96期:为他人许愿
Our next guest is a hardworking third grade teacher,Who just won $150,000. 今天 下一位嘉宾是一位辛勤工作的三年级教师 她刚刚赢得了15万美元 But what she did with that money. 但是她处理这笔钱的方式 Got her an invi
艾伦脱口秀第97期:入不敷出
So, what did you do with that money?I donated it back to my school. 那你是怎么处理这笔钱的 我把它捐给了我的学校 You gave all the money back to you school. -Yeah. 你把钱全部捐给了学校 -是的 So,My, you're, I mean, you'r
艾伦脱口秀第98期:圣诞礼物
Um he turned his behavior around. I took him to Oliver Garden. 他不再淘气 我就带他去了橄榄园餐厅 And he had never held cloth napkin in his hands before. 他以前从来没有用过布制餐巾 And, um, he was so excited to be there. 去
艾伦脱口秀第99期:一份惊喜
You are a saint.It feels good to be you. 你真是一位圣人 能成为你这样的人一定很棒 Well give it away Yeah It feels good to help people.It really does.We have another surprise. 是啊 给予 助人为乐的感觉很棒 真的很棒 我们
艾伦脱口秀第100期:美好的一天
All right, we love this school and so do our friends at Target. 好了 我们喜欢这所学校 塔吉特百货也是 For years,Target has has committed giving a billion dollars towards education so far, 近些年 塔吉特一直致力于向教育事业
艾伦脱口秀第101期:各方面很杰出
And that's just for supplies every year. 这还只是每年的日常支出 That's without going above and beyond like you do. 不包括像你做的那些一样的额外支出 So Target is, first of all, Target is being amazing,everything. 所以 塔吉
