经典双语笑话 第77期:能让我们老师回去吗?
May We Have Our Teacher Back? 能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委
经典双语笑话 第78期:你知道我是谁吗?
Do You Know Who I Am? 你知道我是谁吗? It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. 这是一所大学的生物课期末考试。 It was designed to weed out some students. 考试旨在淘汰部分学生。 The examination
经典双语笑话 第79期:女人的回答
A Woman's Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, 一位丈夫对妻子说： Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? 为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢？ Well, his wife answered at once. 噢，他的
经典双语笑话 第80期:妻子的祈求
Wife's Begging 妻子的祈求 Two men were talking at the break-room. 两位男士正在休息室淡论着。 One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. 一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。 In the end he said
经典双语笑话 第81期:理由
Reasons 理由 One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. 一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。 Wake up, son. 起来，儿子。 It's time to go to school. 去学校的时间到了。 But why? I don't wan
经典双语笑话 第82期:委婉的提醒
A Gentle Reminder 委婉的提醒 Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 结婚很久了，丈夫现在有时需要我委婉地提醒他一些特别的日子。 On the morning of our 35th
经典双语笑话 第83期:你去哪儿了
Where Have You Been? 你去哪儿了? Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. 古时候，有个人总是忘事。 One day, he went out with his little son. 一天，他带着小儿子出门。 He was so happy that he put the son
经典双语笑话 第84期:三个醉汉
Three Drunkards 三个醉汉 Two drunkards are walking along. 两个醉汉正在走着。 One says to the other, What a beautiful night, look at the moon. 其中一个对另一个说，多么美丽的夜晚呀，看那月亮。 The second drunkard st
经典双语笑话 第85期:停车罚款
Fine for Parking 停车罚款 Tell me again,asked the judge, Why you parked there? 告诉我，法官问道，你为什么把车停在那儿？ The driver rose and answered respectfully, 司机站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答， Because, Your Honor,
经典双语笑话 第86期:工作要求
The Requirements of the Job 工作要求 In this job we need someone who is responsible. 我们这项工作需要负责的人。 I'm the one you want. 我就是你们要找的人。 On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was respo
经典双语笑话 第87期:一半
A Half 一半 Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to. 医生，最近我的听力只有我应该听到的一半。 I don't understand that, but let's try a small test. 我不太明白，但是让我们做个小测试。 Say after me:
经典双语笑话 第88期:让我教你
Let Me Show You How 让我教你 A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. 一家超市雇用了一个年轻人，他第一天上班报到。 The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and
