经典双语笑话 第31期:听起来还算公平
Sounds Fair 听起来还算公平 A woman was reporting event reporting to her husband about the events of the day. 一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。 Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company. 哦，另外我
经典双语笑话 第32期:你能不能快一点
Could You Hurry It up a little? 你能不能快一点? A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt. 一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的旧收据。 Hey, Nancy, look at
经典双语笑话 第33期:不要被逮着了
Don't Get Caught 不要被逮着了! Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck. 在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。 No,nothing today,b
经典双语笑话 第34期:学习共同分享
Learning to Share 学习共同分享 Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, 强尼把一块派一分为二， kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister. 把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。 Hey, said
经典双语笑话 第35期:小孩子真了不起
Aren't Kidss Wonderful ? 小孩子实在了不起! Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny. 妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。 Little Johnny was full of questions as usual: What's an emergency brake, Mommy? 小强尼
经典双语笑话 第36期:哲学课一则
A Lesson in Philosophy 哲学课一则 Why worry? 何必忧虑呢? Really, you have only two things to worry about-either you are sick or you are well. 真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是身体健康。 If you are well, yo
经典双语笑话 第37期:大得吓人
Wow!That's a Big One! 哇!那个真是大得吓人 One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whiskey. 某一天一位观光客走进一家德州酒店点了一杯威士忌。 The bartender put a big tumbler full of whiskey in
经典双语笑话 第38期:不费吹灰之力
NO Sweat! 不费吹灰之力 There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes: 一架正飞越安第斯山脉的小飞机上坐着四名乘客： a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller. 一
经典双语笑话 第39期:不要瞎混
No Fooling! 不要瞎混! Please be gentle with me, darling, said the bride on her wedding night, I'm a virgin. 请对我温柔一些，亲爱的!新婚之夜新娘对新郎说道。我是个处女。 You're a virgin? exclaimed her husband with surpr
经典双语笑话 第40期:专注于工作
Getting into His Work 专注于工作 The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession. 一位神父非常关切教区内一位年轻美丽的教友幸福
经典双语笑话 第41期:能不能多支持我
Can't You Be Little More Supportive? 你能不能多支持我一点? The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically, 一位年轻的政客打电话给他母亲，高兴地说道： Hey, Mom, I just won the election! 嘿，
经典双语笑话 第42期:完美的解决之道
The Perfect Solution 完美解决之道 President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff. 史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。 Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration: 忽然间他心中突发奇想， You know, I thin
经典双语笑话 第43期:临时改变主意
Change of Plan 临时改变主意 Frank and Fred had received their draft notices on the same day, and neither wanted to enter the army. 法兰克和佛烈德两人同一天收到召集令，两人都不想去服兵役。 But Frank had heard that the
经典双语笑话 第44期:把裤脚塞到你的靴子里面去
And Stuff the Cuffs in Your Boots 把裤脚塞到你的靴子里面去 The untried general faced battle the next day, and was more than a little frightened. 一位未曾有过作战经验的将军非常惶恐，因为第二天将有个战役要面对。
经典双语笑话 第45期:头脑要保持冷静
Keep Your Head 头脑要保持冷静! A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage. 有一个年轻人在一家杂货店的农产部门工作，一天一位顾客要向他买半颗
