摩登家庭第六季 第35期:精神病院里待了半年

 You really think it's appropriate to be strapping¹ your teenage daughter to a gurney? 你觉得这样真的合适吗？居然把你闺女绑在推床上！

If we win, it is. 要是我们赢了，那就合适。

I may have to take a pee break soon. 我等会要上厕所。

Ooh. Here. Use this bedpan. I'm kidding. That's gross. I put candy in it. Here. 用这个便盆吧。我开玩笑的，恶心死了。里面放的是糖。

Luke. Luke! Luke. Luke！

I think I fell asleep. This thing is like a Temple Grandin hug. 我刚才睡着了吧。这玩意跟绑自闭症患者一样。

Haley, sweetie, uh, gown's on backwards². Haley 袍子穿反了。

Oh, no. It's cuter this way. Sexy people go crazy, too, you know. Read a People magazine. 这样好些。性感的人也可以变疯子的。我看人物杂志上这么讲的。

Phil. You're not even gonna try on your doctor costume? Phil。你都不试试医生装吗？

Nope. 才不。

But we're gonna win. Doesn't that make you happy? 我们会赢的。那你还不开心吗？

Do I look happy? You got a problem, lady. 我开心吗？你这人很有问题。

This obsessive³ need to be dark and scary...you can't even stop yourself. 对阴暗和恐惧过于执迷...越陷越深，欲罢不能。

I can stop whenever I want. 我想停就停。

Well, I'm not getting sucked in. I'm having the Halloween that I wanted. 我不掺和你那一套。我要过我理想中的万圣节。

What is all this? Is this supposed to be funny? 这是怎么回事？你们是在搞笑吗？

No, it's supposed to be scary. 这是吓人主题。

No, it's supposed to be awesome⁴. 才不是，我们是给力主题。

You know, I could tell that you guys didn't love us moving in next door. 我看的出来你们不喜欢我们。

Maybe 'cause Ronnie deals pot or maybe 'cause of my confederate-flag bikini. 因为Ronnie是卖药的，也因为我穿着联邦党党旗的比基尼。

I don't know, but...but I thought we were becomin' friends. 不知道，但是 ...我以为咱们能做朋友呢。

I was gonna propose a joint⁵ Thanksgiving, but...this is really low. 我还说要一起过感恩节呢，但...真是太卑鄙了。

No, honey, it's okay. 宝贝，没关系的。

No, it's not okay, Ronnie! It's rude and it's cruel! Ronnie 有关系！他们又没礼貌，又无情！

I wish we had our old house so we could drive it away as far as possible! 真希望之前的家还在，我们就可以直接走人了！

Oh, my goodness. What was that? 天啊，这是怎么回事？

Amber⁶ gets touchy⁷ about this stuff. Uh, she...she spent six months in a cuckoo farm in Nevada. Amber对这些东西很敏感。她...她在内华达的精神病院待了半年。

I'm sorry. She gets mad when I say that. It was in Utah. 抱歉，我一提起这事她就生气。当初我们住在犹他州。

Oh, my God. 天啊。

We...we had no idea. I swear. 我们事前不知道，我发誓。

I-it's cool. I'll just...Give her a box of Cap'n Crunch⁸ and set her in front of the fish tank. That seems to calm her down. 没事的。给她一盒零食就好，让她在鱼缸前坐一会。她这样能冷静下来。

Okay. - Okay. 好的。- 好的。

 

1 strapping   

adj. 魁伟的, 身材高大健壮的 n. 皮绳或皮带的材料, 裹伤胶带, 皮鞭 动词strap的现在分词形式

参考例句：

• He's a strapping lad—already bigger than his father. 他是一个魁梧的小伙子——已经比他父亲高了。
• He was a tall strapping boy. 他是一个高大健壮的小伙子。

2 backwards   

adv.往回地，向原处，倒，相反，前后倒置地

参考例句：

• He turned on the light and began to pace backwards and forwards.他打开电灯并开始走来走去。
• All the girls fell over backwards to get the party ready.姑娘们迫不及待地为聚会做准备。

3 obsessive   

adj. 着迷的, 强迫性的, 分神的

参考例句：

• Some people are obsessive about cleanliness.有些人有洁癖。
• He's becoming more and more obsessive about punctuality.他对守时要求越来越过分了。

4 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.

5 joint   

adj.联合的，共同的；n.关节，接合处；v.连接，贴合

参考例句：

• I had a bad fall,which put my shoulder out of joint.我重重地摔了一跤，肩膀脫臼了。
• We wrote a letter in joint names.我们联名写了封信。

6 amber   

n.琥珀；琥珀色；adj.琥珀制的

参考例句：

• Would you like an amber necklace for your birthday?你过生日想要一条琥珀项链吗？
• This is a piece of little amber stones.这是一块小小的琥珀化石。

7 touchy   

adj.易怒的；棘手的

参考例句：

• Be careful what you say because he's touchy.你说话小心，因为他容易生气。
• He's a little touchy about his weight.他对自己的体重感到有点儿苦恼。

8 crunch   

n.关键时刻；艰难局面；v.发出碎裂声

参考例句：

• If it comes to the crunch they'll support us.关键时刻他们是会支持我们的。
• People who crunch nuts at the movies can be very annoying.看电影时嘎吱作声地嚼干果的人会使人十分讨厌。